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A Bite to Back Up Your Bark and Other Ways to Celebrate Your Anniversary by pervertanarchy
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2026
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Omegas are rarely able to leave permanent mating bites of their own. Alastor knows he can. Nobody else believes him, of course, but Alastor knows better.
He is also a bit of an overachiever.
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20 Jun 2026
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Husk pinched the bridge of his nose, heaving a heavy sigh. How the fuck did he end up in situations like this? When he looked back at the deer, he found his ears were all but plastered to the top of his head and sweat was beginning to bead at his brow. “Do you know what you took?” he finally asked.
“I didn’t take anything.”
Which, reading between the lines, meant… “Succubus? Incubus?”
“…no and no. I…” His nose scrunched up. “…may have ingested something I shouldn’t have.”
“Such as?”
“A spider demon. There was a dark, viscous liquid coming from its mouth. I thought it was blood. Why let a perfectly fresh corpse go to waste?”
“So you licked it?”
He somehow managed to scowl around his ever present smile. “I didn’t lick it! I licked my finger.”
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Alastor believes everything is edible once. Unfortunately for him, this spider demon's venom acts as an aphrodisiac. Unfortunately for Husk, the new Overlord comes to his casino for help with his problem.
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18 Jun 2026
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“Charlie, baby cakes, please tell me ya know who the fuck’s currently hangin’ out in our lobby!”
Charlie’s heart swelled and she clasped her hands in front of her, eyes sparkling. He said our!
Angel snapped his fingers in her face. “I’m gonna need ya to focus, toots. That bitch is the Crochet Cannibal!”
“…sorry. Is she an overlord or…?”
“Char, believe me when I say that she makes Smiles look like a fuckin’ kitten.”
“…Angel, he eats people. Alive.”
“So does she. ‘Cept she don’t fuckin’ kill ‘em.”
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Everyone at the hotel assumes Alastor’s beloved mother is in Heaven.
They couldn’t be more wrong.
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18 Jun 2026
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“The King of Hell’s annual rut is coming soon. I’ve decided to take myself off of the list of candidates once and for all. In order to do that, I need an Alpha to knot me. We enjoy one another’s company well enough, and you seem the sort to do an admirable job of it.”
More importantly, Lu Morgenstern seemed the sort Alastor could maneuver as he saw fit.
“All this so you can potentially avoid the honor of lying with the King of Hell during his rut?”
He rolled his eyes. “Yes, because being stripped down to nothing but my secondary gender and being selected as the next virgin sacrifice to be deflowered by the Devil himself is such an honor.”
Lu absently tapped a finger where his hand had come to rest on top of his desk. “You don’t believe it is? I’ve heard the Omega selected is handsomely compensated for their time.”
“Which makes it rather a lot like prostitution, wouldn’t you agree?”
“Yet here you are, offering yourself up to me for free.”
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Alastor needs to get rid of his pesky v-card, or risk conjugal jury duty interrupting his research. Too bad the Alpha he propositions is the very devil he’s trying to avoid…
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18 Jun 2026
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“I can grant you the power you’re after, more than you can even wrap your head around right now. I can ensure that you’re the most powerful Sinner in Hell once you find your way here - because you’re definitely going to find your way here.”
Alastor’s heart leapt in his chest even as those hands raised goose pimples over his skin.
“But, I don’t hand out this kind of thing for free. In return, I require something of you.”
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When Alastor reached through the veil hoping to make a deal, he didn't find a dapper cannibal with a devious smile, but instead a very, very intrigued Lucifer with an entirely different agreement...
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18 Jun 2026
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Alastor finds himself in a delicate condition after a single night of indiscretion, and his world threatens to come crashing down when Lucifer inadvertently discovers his secret.
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18 Jun 2026
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Lucifer let out a nervous laugh. “Listen, Charlie, you know I’m a hundred percent behind this dream, this hotel of yours, but uh... I don’t think anything I can do will help you rehabilitate... That.”
I am right here, you buffoon, Alastor silently seethed.
“All I’m asking is for you to try,” Charlie said. “I get you two have, a thing, going on... But it’s not too late to start over. You haven’t spent much time with the residents here since you got back and... Maybe this is a good start.”
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16 Jun 2026
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Write day and night like you're running out of time. Everyday you fight like you're running out of time by orphan_account
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
02 Jul 2024
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16 Jun 2026
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There's a ring on the Radio Demon's finger.
A series of fics set in a universe where Lucifer and Alastor married prior to the events of the show, and Lilith is Alastor's deal-holder. Each one-shot should stand on its own.
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16 Jun 2026
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He’d known, realistically, that Lilith was gone, and that she’d no intention of coming back.
The knowledge didn’t make Lucifer anymore prepared to find her mark engraved on the Radio Demon’s soul.
Charlie asks her father to check in with Alastor after the hotel's reconstruction. In the process, Lucifer makes a discovery, and things get worse before they get better.
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16 Jun 2026
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The scream that started everything by Mary_ofc1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
17 May 2026
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16 Jun 2026
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The Stars Could Be Brighter by CoffeeNumbers
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
18 Jun 2026
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Harry was going to die in a graveyard.
A twisted end leads to a hopeful beginning.
OR, Harry gets taken by Voldemort at the graveyard. Being in Voldemort’s hands as a newly inherited dragel is torture. Thankfully a little screaming brings in a lot of help.
AU of Scionerris ‘There Be Dragons, Harry'
Inspired by TBDH
Inspired by The Soul Scream by cheyla
Inspired by the lovely AmaranteSeries
- Part 1 of Stars Could Be Brighter
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15 Jun 2026
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This is me by Mama_N4856 for Scioneeris, cheyla
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
09 Jun 2026
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What if James Potter wasn't Harri's Sire but instead her Third? What if Harri had Aqua-kin'e heritage more prominently than she thought? What if Harri were part of a bigger family that had a majority still around? What if Harri had time to adapt to Nevarah before the Hunt began? What if she had a chance to heal before diving headfirst into courting? What if she had her inheritance brought on early not because of an active life-threatening issue but because of the actions of the tournament emancipating her and causing her magic to break the Seal in response to all the previous life-threatening issues? This is that what if story...
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15 Jun 2026
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Sanctuary I beg of you by StressedNonBinarySlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
18 Jun 2026
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Harry inherits as a dragel following the final battle and forms a circle with Ron and Hermione out of necessity as they try to find their way in the world they fought for while it becomes increasingly anti-creature. Until one day as they have a gathering to celebrate the birth of a child they are attacked by enforcers, leading to a final desperate attempt to escape.
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- Part 1 of Sanctuary I beg of you
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15 Jun 2026
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A life worth living by Mary_ofc1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Dragel's Song | Neilson Hewitt Series - Chera Carmichael
17 May 2026
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After the war Harry finally makes it to Nevarah. With Ron and Hermione at his back, a toddler to care for and parents who finally show up, watch Harry stumble his way through making a circle.
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15 Jun 2026
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Alastor has been an Omega all through his existence, and would never accept it or the labels that came with it. Even in Hell. Suppressants did everything to keep his heat at bay, but when he runs out and is left in a horrible position, he is saved by the King himself. The top dog and Alpha. With a dangerous heat eating at his body, mind, and soul—even the King has to decide on either leaving him or helping him. The consequences that could follow....well there's no time to think on them.
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12 Jun 2026
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(I suck at summaries. This was meant to be PWP but I couldn't get the plot out of it for the life of me. Sad face.)
Alastor is insulted by an offhand comment, and Lucifer tries to help him feel better. Unfortunately, he's not great at this.
Number one, he hates the guy.
Number two, see previous.
Number three, why is his dick suddenly interested?!Series
- Part 1 of Frenemies-with-Weirdness
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12 Jun 2026
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Of Light, Dark, & Balance by RaichuPancakes026
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Jun 2026
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-Of Light, Dark, & Balance is a crossover between Hazbin Hotel and Harry Potter. So I thought, why not slam them together and have fun?
When Harry vanishes in the middle of fifth year, the wizarding world is left reeling in panic.
However, the truth is far stranger.
Disillusioned by Dumbledore’s manipulations after learning about the prophecy, Harry is approached by the deity of Death. Death gives him a choice. Continue down the path of sacrifice as the Savior..or he can choose a new path–one of Balance.
Choosing the latter, Harry is swept through time to 1912 New Orleans, where he takes on the name Alastor. This new path offers things he never thought he’d have–family, freedom, love, and purpose.
As Alastor grows into himself–and eventually into the Radio Demon–he takes on the mantle of Balance. He revels in the chaos, punishes the wicked, and brings balance where he walks. Sometimes with mercy, sometimes with carnage.
Over the decades, his journey eventually meets up with his past. And the world he left behind still needs him.
And when the two timelines collide again…the wizarding world will learn that the boy they once knew is no longer a boy at all.
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11 Jun 2026
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A Hazbin Watch party by ItTookSoLong2GetAAcount
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 May 2026
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Right before Charli is able to call her father everyone in the hotel and many overlords and some Angels?! are transported to a strange theater room by a strange entity
Secrets will be reveal and trusts will be broken
And a family reunited
*WARRNING SLOW ASS UPDATES SORRY*
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08 Jun 2026