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The Annals of St. Ciaphas by beautifultoastdream
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
25 Dec 2025
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"And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42
"Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42
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29 Jun 2026
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Kitty St. Cloud used to be someone else, until she woke up in the body of a child and found out that she'd fallen into Harry Potter.
Follow Kitty as she skips, cartwheels and face-plants through the plot, doing her best to save people along the way.
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25 May 2026
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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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23 May 2026
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When Kakashi first began to see people's souls manifested as animals, he naturally assumed he had lost his mind. (Using HDM themes, but not a true crossover.)
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18 May 2026
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Fran collects friends like others collect coins. Gladly, curiously, but not without intent.
Or, a fifth year Ravenclaw sees a pale and skinny Harry Potter being sorted, and the future shifts like a kaleidoscope.
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17 May 2026