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    “What’s wrong with the table runner we have now? We like that one. We picked it out together at Pottery Barn.”

    Ilya stops his fussing to smile at Shane. They’ve been living together for two months now, but he still melts every time Shane says words like ‘together’ and ‘we’ and ‘us.’ It makes Shane want to throw him down on the table and eat him alive.

    “Nothing is wrong with it. I love it, because we picked it out together.”

    “Okay… so what’s the deal with finding the table runner my mom got us?”

    “That one matches the flowers I bought, and the new blankets on the couch. We cannot have these people thinking we live like divorced fathers.”

    “Ilya, no one would ever think that. We’re one of the only couples without a toy pile stashed in the corner of the living room. And we keep this house in top shape, because you know I’ll lose my shit if we don’t.”

    “I know that, but they don’t know that! What other conclusion will they come to if our dining room does not match the flow of the rest of the downstairs?”

    Or, Ilya's dream of being Shane Hollander's proud WAG comes to fruition

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs ✅ @OttawaCentaurs
    Competitors on the ice, but we're good at burying the hatchet. Thanks to the @NYAdmirals and @KingfisherNYC for hosting us tonight!

    audrey @mrslucahaas
    Do I spy with my little eye Shane Hollander in the background of that third pic?

    sj ❦ @shaydenstan
    Shane Hollander leaning over a pool table I am looking very disrespectfully 👀

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @rozanov81
    No you are not. Internet is cancelled. Harris take this down.

    Or: the Centaurs (+ Shane) take New York

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    22 Jun 2026

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    People: Honeymoon Phase Finally Over for Hockey’s First Husbands Say Sources Close to the Couple

    Perez Hilton: Reliable or Boring? Newlywed Sparks Completely Fizzled Out for Hollander and Rozanov.

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    shane hollander breaks the internet

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov hasn't lost his love of partying after a few years of marriage. He just does it by day drinking with the WAG's, discovering bottomless brunch along the way, and all while still being obsessed with his husband.

    Then the press twist the details, and social media reacts.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    5 times Shane and Ilya paired off during a fight + 1 time they could not.

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    19 Jun 2026