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    For one delirious second, Shane contemplates abandoning his plan, dropping the theatrics, and just asking, “Hey, would you like to see my dick?” nice and straightforward, no games.

    or Shane’s prank assignment is to tip his waiter with a pic of his dick.
    His waiter is Ilya.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Ilya had seen his roommate have sex twice, which was definitely two more times than he bargained for.

    Or Shane asks Ilya for sex tips.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    After SunShane SPF50 leaves him with the worst breakout, Ilya does what any reasonable person would do: he leaves a one-star Amazon review and a complaint on Reddit demanding a refund. However, instead of a refund, he gets a reply back from the company's polite and handsome CEO Shane.

    Or: One angry Reddit post leads to Instagram stalking, horny DMs, getting stuck in a one-bed hotel room, and an Italian wedding.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.

    Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.

    The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    The summer of 1999 is an important one for Shane Hollander. It’s the summer before his senior year in college and before he goes into the NHL draft. It’s the last long summer vacation he’s going to get to enjoy at his family’s vacation home in Italy before he goes pro. It’s the summer he’s finally going to figure out enjoying sex with girls.

    And it’s the summer he falls in love for the first time.

    Unfortunately for Shane, the person he falls in love with is a) a man, b) annoyingly mysterious and c) going back to Russia in the fall, where Shane might never see him again.

    A story of first loves, first heartbreaks, and what happens when your sexy summer fling might just be the love of your life.

    (or, how Shane Hollander learned to stop worrying and love (Ilya Rozanov's) dick one summer in Italy)

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    A Call Me by Your Name remix, in the key of Hollanov. Featuring: a smaller age gap (than in CMBYN)! The erotics of water drinking and fruit eating! Tiny bathing suits and billowy shirts! Yuna and David are around too! You do not need to have seen/read CMBYN to read this!

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    01 Jul 2026