MessmersEvilExWife
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Immovable Hatred and Unstoppable Adoration by MessmersEvilExWife
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
16 Jun 2026
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- English
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Basil The Cosplayers Ultimate Isekai Self Shipper Fanfiction by MessmersEvilExWife
Fandoms: Last Legacy (Visual Novel)
08 Feb 2026
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The astroblade decided to find a guy almost identical looking to Rime and decided to move into his soul rent free. This fic is roughly following the original plot, but if everything goes to plan, I'll not stop before posting the last chapter.
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Vesper has been especially well behaved lately, despite his passion for mouthing off. Cirrus, despite his repulsion, decided to reward him with something very pleasurable. To accomplish this, he asked a follower of his to assist him.
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- Part 5 of My Smut fics
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Golden Brown And The Thirteen Dwarves by MessmersEvilExWife
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 May 2025
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(Bagginshield but it's the story of snow white.)
Bilbo was humming a tune, flowers clutched in his hand. More and more of his Took relatives filtered in through the wide door of his smial, making him terribly nervous. His grandfather, the thain has traveled far to be here on his mother's funeral and was now sitting next to him at the head of the table, shaking hands eagerly. Lady Yavanna seemed to have had mercy on him, as nobody dared but to look at him for a few seconds and utter a 'Greetings young man'. He'd have burst into tears if anybody offered condolences or somesuch.
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Vesper doesn't want to die a virgin.
(Honestly, Keir in this fic might just be the reincarnation of Shakespeare with how many times he calls Vesper an egg)
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- Part 4 of My Smut fics
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As a seasoned traveler in the Lands Between come to the Lands of Shadow who's already challenged Messmer the Impaler twenty-two times, you've resigned yourself to the fact that it's probably going to take at least twice as many tries to even bring him to his knees.
That is, unless something unexpected happens.
A continuation of "A Unique First Encounter" by unprecedentedly and overwhelmingly popular demand, now with the context of the DLC actually being out.
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- Part 2 of Encountering the Impaler
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Bookmarked by MessmersEvilExWife
20 Jun 2026
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Messmer aiming straight at my pancreas crazy style. Finally getting some wenches on his polearm
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A Guard's Fate by Kaya4114
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Skyrim Guard Tales - Fandom
18 Apr 2025
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Jesper, an ordinary Whiterun guard, is thrust into an unexpected destiny when the Greybeards summon him to High Hrothgar as the next Dragonborn. With his friends Dave and Kevin assigned to help—and the ever-elusive thief Keith secretly watching his back—Jesper struggles with self-doubt and the looming responsibility of saving Tamriel.
Meanwhile, Keith, ever the rogue, finds himself torn between his carefree nature and the feelings he's been trying to ignore, realizing that maybe, just maybe, he cares more about Jesper's fate than he's willing to admit.
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- Part 1 of Tales of a Dragonbard
Bookmarked by MessmersEvilExWife
12 Mar 2026
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Life in the Digital Circus is never simple. What begins as a strange celebration quickly spirals into a chaotic adventure of nerves, laughter, and unexpected conversations. Somewhere between the antics and the absurdity, Pomni and Jax are forced to confront something even scarier than the Circus itself – feelings.
Bookmarked by MessmersEvilExWife
19 Aug 2025
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He should have been there. How did it happen? How could everything be gone, ruined, just like that?
Bookmarked by MessmersEvilExWife
15 Jul 2025
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Over six months after the events of "the horror and the wild," Ed and Brandr have rebuilt their lives in Falkreath. When another stranger comes to town and brings attention to their pasts, how long can their peace truly last?
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- Part 3 of the horror and the wild
Bookmarked by MessmersEvilExWife
12 Apr 2023