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No Morners If There are No Funerals by MeaninglessPlotChange
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
16 Aug 2025
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Pekka is gone, Inej is off to the sea, business is going well. But why is Kaz being more sharper than usual? And what's up with that new recruit?
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right? -
I Can Hear the Rhythm Start (It's Hard to Tell Our Beats Apart) by drjamband
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
13 May 2026
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Edwin spends much of his life alone. His parents are distant and the boys at Saint Hilarion's aren't exactly friendly. Then he meets new student Charles, who, for some reason, wants to be his friend. As Edwin lets Charles into his life, Charles reveals his own struggles, and the two forge an undeniable connection.
**This work contains VERY minor depictions of child abuse (mentions of injury, but the abuse itself is not detailed).
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"I see Zagreus is otherwise occupied," is how Megaera announces herself. And Achilles pauses, buried to the hilt in Zagreus, and forces himself to look to the doorway where she stands with a hand on her hip.
She goes to leave. Turns back and says, "Put your hand on his neck. He likes that." And she's gone.
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The Inherent Horror of Having a Body by engineering_madonna
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
15 Mar 2026
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"In life, and in death in Charles' case, he's found that there is a certain rose tinted glasses aspect to hindsight. The places are always bigger, the food better, and you tend to forget the little frustrations that occurred along the way. The rough edges of existence are sanded away until what you have is an idealized version of how things used to be... He was starting to think they weren't actually worth the 35 years of pining now as he violently vomited into the barely functional toilet of their office. The warm hand on his back was nice, but the acid currently coating his esophagus mostly negated the pleasantness. Charles hated to admit it, hot blood flowing through his veins for the first time in three decades, but Edwin might have had a point."
While trying to get Niko back, the spell backfires and now the boys have bodies again...and it's awful. Turns out being sixteen forever is way worse when the sweat, bodily functions, hormones, and uncomfortably timed boners are part of the deal.
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13 Jun 2026
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Funny. Read when you want Edwin and Crystal banter
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The Love Potion Debacle of '24 by JJ_Queenie
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics)
18 Jul 2024
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Charles takes a love potion to simulate being in love with Edwin only he can’t seem to get it to work.
After Edwin confesses his love to Charles, Charles feels the weight of it all and considers himself the unofficial protector of Edwin’s heart. Charles keeps noticing guys paying a little too much attention to Edwin and figures the tense feeling in his gut is due to the fact that none of them are good enough for Edwin. He comes to the decision that he can’t trust a random guy with Edwin’s heart and the only person he can trust not to break it is himself. Charles decides to take a love potion to make himself be in love with Edwin so they can be together and Edwin will be happy. The only hiccup it doesn’t actually work.
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13 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
The writing is horrid, but the premise was worth saving