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    The Blood Eel only knows pain and isolation in its world. Others have come searching for answers, only to learn in the end that death is the only one that matters. But then it meets Simon. As it unmakes him it catches a glimpse of something its never seen before, Happiness. It wants to learn about it, yet Simon doesn't know it. It goes to throw him away, but then he utters a prayer.

    Hail Mary, full of Grace

    The Blood Eel searches the cosmos and comes across The Hail Mary, occupied by Ryland Grace, and it decides this is what Simon was asking for. So it obliges.

    What follows is the story of two lost souls coming together in a cosmic event, learning together to live, to love, to be happy. All while The Blood Eel looks on, insuring it continues to learn, one way or another.

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    10 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 20

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    Ryland knew about torture in theory.

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    or: the one where Ryland is captured by the COI

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    09 Jul 2026

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    “There he is,” Bernard said. “You flying in all dramatic just for us?”

    “Maybe,” Kon said, rubbing the back of his neck.

    “Aw, he’s shy tonight,” Bernard teased, standing up and padding over. “Don’t worry, we’ll ruin that soon enough.”

    Tim snorted behind him, and Kon blinked because—okay—maybe he wasn’t the only one who was nervous. There was a charge in the air now. Something unspoken.

    They were all aware of what tonight meant.

    Bernard got close enough to rest a hand on Kon’s chest, just lightly. Like he was checking to see if Kon was real, or maybe just giving him the chance to pull back if he needed to. He didn’t.

    “Seriously,” Bernard said, a little softer now. “We figured we’d talk about what everyone’s comfortable with. What’s on the table. What’s not. And then—” he smiled, eyes flicking between Kon and Tim, “—we get to the fun.”

    Kon nodded. His mouth was dry, but not from fear. Just anticipation.

    “Cool,” he said. “Let’s talk.”

    Or 25k words of Kon freaking out over his biology being different and Bernard and Tim being stupidly chill.

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    07 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is just a lot of words on Kon being sexy and showing his boys his biology(insecure at first) and his boys finding him the hottest man alive. Mating urges and all. Its really a fun read and by god is it sexy as hell.

     

    Tim opened his mouth.

    Closed it.

    Looked at Kon, flushed all the way to his ears.

    “…Shut up,” he muttered.

    Bernard cackled.

    Kon purred softly, smug and unbothered. “So that’s a yes?”

    Tim let out a sigh, covering his face with one hand. “I’ll help you with your extremely specific, alien reproductive science project, yes.”

    Bernard, still grinning, said, “It’s not weird. It’s just smart.”

    Kon stretched, slow and lazy, then rolled onto his back and said, silk-smooth:

    “I just want to feel both of you in me,” he said. “Then feel your come drip out of me.”

    Tim sputtered . Bernard made a noise that could only be described as broken.

    And Kon?

    Kon just smiled like the devil and closed his eyes.

    He lay there smug and relaxed, sprawled like a cat in a sunbeam, arms folded behind his head, eyes half-lidded and glinting with sin. His skin was still glowing faintly from afterglow and exertion, and his tone had dipped into something low , and smooth .

    Tim had buried his face in his hands. Bernard looked like he was trying to decide between bolting out of the room or climbing back on top of Kon.

    “Y’know,” Kon drawled, voice as smooth as honey over bourbon, “y’all are real cute when you’re flustered.”

    That accent —soft, lazy, that casual Smallville drawl— dripped from his mouth like warm syrup, and it hit hard . Tim peeked at him between his fingers with a half-broken glare.

    “Oh no,” Bernard muttered, pointing like he was staring down a predator. “ Nope . That voice is a weapon. ”

    Kon turned his head toward him, grin spreading slow and sinful. “What, this?” he asked, drawing the words out just enough. “C’mon, sugar. Can’t be my fault you two lose your minds every time I open my mouth.”

    Tim made a noise that sounded like it physically hurt him. “You’ve been holding that drawl hostage this whole time?”

    Kon shrugged one bare shoulder. “Grew up with it. First year outta CADMUS, I didn’t know nothin’ but cow fields and homemade pie. Spent every damn day learnin’ how to string words together nice and easy so I didn’t scare the neighbors.”

    Bernard made the mistake of groaning.

    Out loud.

    “Oh, no, ” Tim muttered, throwing a pillow at Bernard, who dodged too late. “Don’t encourage him.”

    Kon turned the full force of that slow Southern smirk toward Bernard, his voice dipping even lower .

    “You alright over there, darlin’? You look a little—warm.”

    Bernard's mouth opened and closed. “I—this is unfair. ”

    Kon licked his lips slowly . “Ain’t nothin’ unfair ‘bout speakin’ plain. I just think if someone’s gonna be in me, it oughta be with the kind of manners a Kent would approve of.”

    Tim actually groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “ Kon. ”

    Kon stretched again, casual, feral satisfaction radiating off him. “What? I’m just bein’ hospitable.”

    Bernard slumped backward against the mattress, muttering, “I’m gonna pass out.”

    Kon chuckled, low and pleased.

    He blinked, the afterglow still pulsing warm and slow through his limbs, head pleasantly heavy against the pillow. The room smelled like sex and skin and comfort—his favorite kind of messy.

  4. Rec 6

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    With no other way of spending the time the two were cursed with, Michael chooses to garner Adam's attention with a not-so-subtle use of human expression (a boner).

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    ‘With one hand cradling Michael's cheek, the other solacing his glorious wing, Adam could truly appreciate the personage before him. Michael's beauty broke beyond any belief's the Church could construe. Not because Michael shared Adam's face, but because despite that, he appeared so different. His face manifested in ways individual to him, a level of grandeur and nobility Adam could never dream of presenting as. His authority clear as the light he was blessed to blind with.’

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    06 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 96

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    Whenever Grace was feeling down, she liked to imagine all the different ‘R’ Commanders, Captains and Operatives as the same mythical “superhero” BSAA soldier. It felt nice to imagine (if only for a moment) that wherever a bioweapon would spring up there would be an immovable soldier to meet its unstoppable force, saving the day.
    But of course, no one person could do all that.

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    The one where Grace cannot believe all the redacted BSAA Captains are the same guy who, along with his husband, highk kinda adopted her.
    Originally thought of as a 5+1 but then I lost the plus one and gained the power of familial love instead.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My heart feels so full and happy