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Twlwight by MarvelousMalarkey
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies)
09 May 2025
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Ok so this is just, straight up (gay up) a rewrite of twilight. Chapter for chapter. But everyone's gay. And nice to each other. And have healthy relationships. And Mike is ADHD. And the dads are useless. It WAS crack but now ive done more hours of research than I care to own up to so who actually knows lmao. God its so long.
About three things I was absolutely positive;
First, The Cullens are Definitely Vampires
Second, I am a Raging Lesbian with the Hots for Alice Cullen
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5 times someone commented on Trent's hickey and 1 time he got revenge about it.
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- Part 5 of Oh the places we'll go
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*deep sighing* yeah ok, i can only apologise.
its an omegaverse ttoi fanfic where malcolm has been on suppressants for Far Too Long and may have to deal with the fallout of that."For years many people argued over what was the murkiest of the political waters, which one shed the most blood and was most infested with sharks. Some tory wankers claimed it was the issue of taxes and social care, but that was simply because they’d already taken out their sweaty pricks and smacked it over the most delicate of political debates before steamrolling on their way and pretending it didn’t exist. Malcolm knew better."
i started this as a joke.
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Trent gently placed a hand over his mouth, cutting off the self-deprecating ramble Ted was building up to as he raised a sceptical eyebrow.
“Ted, darling, we have been together for six glorious months. I vaguely remember you saying exactly the same thing when we got together. And on our first date. And… well. You say it a lot. A lot more than I like to hear it. I’m with you for you Ted. All of you. Not just the parts that you consider… palatable.” Trent stroked a gentle hand through Ted’s hair, tugging slightly as he got to the ends to force clearer eye contact, desperate for the message to go through.
“And as for the rest of it, have I, at any point, done anything that has led you to believe I don’t find you breathtakingly gorgeous? That you don’t turn me on just by bending over in those frankly hideous khaki trousers you insist on wearing? That I don’t think about you that time you got caught in the sprinklers? Shirt wet and clinging to your frankly astounding body?”
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- Part 3 of Oh the places we'll go
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Trent finally gets his hands on Ted after the gaffer realises he is bisexual.
Everyone should be grateful that they manage to keep it (mostly) in their pants until they get back to his flat.Series
- Part 1 of Oh the places we'll go
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A little collection of fics that (so far) don't really have an overaching plot but do vaguely reference eachother at points. Theyre ordered chronologically rather than most recently written
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Dog hybrid Dennis Whitaker, wolf hybrid Robby, an exceptionally traumatizing backstory for our farm boy. Smut and fluff abound. Mind the tags, folks!!!
Bookmarked by MarvelousMalarkey
08 Jul 2026
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Set immediately post season 2 finale. Robby makes a decision that will delay his trip. Each day that passes, he finds more and more reasons to stay.
A slow burn Hucklerobby story about healing, moving forward, and finding happiness.
Part one of the Midnight Waltz series.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Waltz
Bookmarked by MarvelousMalarkey
04 Jul 2026
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three months of cats, phone calls and pure agony by monsterultrazero
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
03 Jun 2026
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Dennis is house sitting for Robby while hes on sabbatical, and is very normal and totally not weird about it.
He definitely doesn't smell his bed sheets and body wash and create very explicit sexual fantasies in his head, because that would be weird.
He is struggling to keep it together though.
Now with Robby calling him, joking with him, telling him personal things and treating him like a friend, he feels- yeah much worse.
He is going to get over this crush before Robby gets back, because Robby most definitely doesn't feel the same way and he wont lose his mentor just because he's so horny he could die.But what happens when Robby returns home a little early, eager to spend a nigh in his own bed, and yes maybe to check-in on Whitaker. (Because that kid is acting very very weird.)
Bookmarked by MarvelousMalarkey
03 Jul 2026
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good so far! hoping to get more for sure 🙏
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Robby is absolutely mortified when Dennis catches him wearing lingerie. Dennis, on the other hand... That smirk Dennis had, when Trinity laid into him about the avocados? Just picture that face on Dennis for this entire fic.
Bookmarked by MarvelousMalarkey
03 Jul 2026
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Robby occasionally uses Grindr for anonymous, no-strings-attached hookups. He takes a chance messaging a much younger guy, and their fun night together prompts another, and then another. Robby likes the kid, worries about him, thinks it could be nice to keep seeing him-
And then Dennis Whitaker walks into the Pitt as an MS4 with Robby's coffee mug in his hand.
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- Part 1 of Epidemics
Bookmarked by MarvelousMalarkey
26 Jun 2026