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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.

    A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.

    Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    11 Jul 2026

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    I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice

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    06 Jul 2026

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    When Tim’s gender dysphoria gets too intense, she thinks up an easy fix: fake her own death.

    She didn’t plan on Jason Todd sticking his nose into things and mucking it all up.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Tim @batwatch
    Since some have questioned Batman's integrity, here is some photographic evidence of what he does every night for Gotham.
    Enjoy

    Mia @girlpowerhellyeah
    What the…where did you get these?

    Tim @batwatch
    A wizard never reveals his secrets.

    Kyle @itwillbeaproblemforfutureme
    There's no way a normal human being could do something like that. These photos are edited.

    Tim @batwatch
    I'm not! Check it out, there is no filter or modification! Everything is true!

     

    (Tim just wanted people to stop badmouthing Batman. He didn't expect there to be so many idiots on Twitter)

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    20 Jun 2026