Malcifer
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Reader Beware you’re in for a scare!
This work is written in a choose your own adventure style so depending on what chapter you pick you will get a different ending, all of which take place within the episode The Book.
Matt and Jay play every song in song in the book, it’s the reader’s choice what happens next…
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There had never been the right moment to say it, she’d read ‘how to come out’ guides over and over but something had always come up. First, it was that her mom’s addiction was getting worse so she’d have to stay with her dad, then her dad had his own problems, then it was Miguel in a coma, then it was going to jail, then it was her dad accidentally pushing her into a locker and knocking her unconscious with a permanent facial scar to boot and on and on. Before she knew it she was a passenger in her own life just watching it drift by the car window.
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He needed to do something that would make LaRusso hate him again, then that would quash the churning terror in a gut. What does it mean if you think about a guy a lot but you don’t hate him and he doesn’t hate you? What could they be if not enemies, every interaction he’d had with LaRusso had been motivated by hate, hadn’t it?
During the December of 1986 two slightly messed up kids attempt to reconcile.
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Johnny invites Daniel to his Halloween party intending to make amends. Things go better than expected.
“Dude, yes! You can go as Johnny Cage, it’s perfect!”
It was kind of perfect, but it was also… a little too easy, too predictable. He wanted to show LaRusso he’d changed, that he could be different. That he wasn't the same guy from highschool. And he thought he might just have the perfect way to show that.
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Ten years later two All Valley two-time champions find themselves at a loose end in 1994. As the century lurches towards its end, Daniel drags Johnny kicking and screaming into its final decade.
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The Binge by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
18 Jul 2026
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(a fill for the prompt "Matt/Jay, Weight Gain, Body Worship")
Matt nods, slack-jawed and dumbfounded at this prospect. It’s a dream. It’s what he’d write on a Make-A-Wish form if you put one in front of him. Fuck the Rivoli; pizza blowjob takes the cake. Cake. Is there cake involved? Can there be?
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19 Jul 2026
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The Boner Pills by mimeo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
18 Jun 2026
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(a fill for the prompt: “Matt/Jay - SEX POLLEN!! Classic kinkmeme stuff”)
They kiss with their eyes open. Everything else in the room pixelates. Mosaic blur. Matt’s hands flatten onto Jay’s shoulderblades and the only memory remotely similar to this was the time Jay got a hot girl’s number when they were swimming in Arrowhead Lake. Matt took the chance to give him a congratulatory hug, skin-to-sunkissed-skin, warm and slippery and not meant to be a moment you think about for the next nineteen years but, well. Here we are. And here’s his tongue in your mouth, tasting like warm chocolate milk.
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18 Jun 2026
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10:36 PM, sometime in April, 2008 by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
09 Jun 2026
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“I mean - that wasn’t just like a heat of the moment thing?” Jay chuckles, his eyes scanning the back of the couch, the gears turning in his head.
“Heat of the moment,” Matt half sings, “Showed in your eyes.”
Jay smacks the top of his head. “Never mind. Shows over.”- Language:
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09 Jun 2026
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cinéma verité by falteringstar
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)
02 Jun 2026
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On July 11, 2025, Canadian singer-songwriter Jay McCarrol was arrested for the murder of Luke Lalonde, a member of his live band. He was charged with second degree murder and sentenced to 8 years of incarceration in a federal correctional facility.
Famously, despite damning and public video evidence and multiple eyewitness accounts, McCarrol has denied any and all connection to the crime.
On December 25, 2026, Jon “Matt” Johnson was arrested on charges of domestic terrorism. He was sentenced to 12 years of incarceration in the same facility.
The audio you are about to hear was recorded in the Collins Bay Multilevel Correctional Institution between the dates of February 19 and March 3, 2027.*
*Certain sections have been edited for brevity.
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04 Jun 2026
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i never understand these things i feel by caleheadism
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025), Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
13 May 2026
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For a second he'd wondered if everything else had been a dream. If he was finally waking up now, after all these years. That Never Come Down had never been a hit, that he'd never been famous at all. That it was him and Matt who were going on tour.
That was something they used to talk about. After booking the Rivoli, they'd tour Canada and the U.S. as Nirvanna the Band. A road trip adventure. Jay had such a clear image in his mind of Matt coming up with some crazy promotional stunt for them, something like jumping into the Grand Canyon.
“You with me, Bird?”
But no, that couldn't be right. Jay was the same Jay he'd always been. He was still in his Hawaiian shirt from the concert. He was in restraints.
“Did you—" He blinked at Matt in front of him. "You kidnapped me?”
Matt stood up, a little taken back. “How else would I be able to talk to you?"
God, they'd ended up in a Misery homage?On the first night of Canadian Rockstar Jay McCarrol’s world tour, the man disappears.
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10 Apr 2026