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    Ross ex Machina saves Ned and Dundy… Now presenting: the highs and lows of the buildup and aftermath of the Franklin Expedition.

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    The Epic Highs and Lows of Dundylittle, but like only the lows.

    (A shippy and canon-speculative series where Dundy’s become soup plan works)

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    No, he needs this. This is his penance for not saving her, for her needing to save him at such a great cost. She will take him like this, drain him of sin and they’ll begin anew tomorrow.
    “I am not in pain,” he tells her.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Oh my dear friend Raoul who likes to get tied up and adores his wife. The backstory (and previous fic!) is dark but this one is undeniably soupy and romantic.

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    If the Ministry's response to the world's most infamous Dark Wizard being raised from the dead is complete denial, it should be no surprise that they don't even notice when the second most infamous Dark Wizard goes missing.

    When Gellert Grindelwald escapes prison after getting a vision of Albus Dumbledore's death, he learns that Hogwarts is looking for yet another Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor. It seems like the perfect excuse to get close to the Headmaster so that he can protect Albus. But with Albus more suspicious than ever and the Ministry determined to get its talons into Hogwarts, how long can he hide his identity?

    Albus is thankful to have found a professor who isn't some Ministry puppet. Harry just wants someone to assure him that his dreams don't mean he's losing his mind.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Utterly fantastic grindeldore dynamic that feels really old school. Albus deserves special praise: he’s calculating, but my hod if this fic doesn’t also understand his whimsy!

  3. Rec 13

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    Godwyn Gold is totally, completely, absolutely, positively, and definitely dead, for sure and for real. His mother, Marika, founder and CEO of notorious national monopoly Gold & Order, has been missing since a week after his funeral. Her five—er, seven—remaining children and stepchildren have all received sizable shares of ownership in her company, as has Dr. Rennala Caria of Raya Lucaria Enterprises, whose ex-husband Radagon, the COO of G & O, left her his own share before going missing himself.

    Ranni, current acting CEO of a newly split-off R.L.E., is used to lying, scheming, blackmailing, and gaslighting, but the past year and a half has been a lot even for her. At least she has her brother Rykard to lean on, even if he’s distressingly convinced that the worst of everything is behind them.

    On a completely unrelated note, the headlining act for this week’s show at the Moonlight Altar is apparently supposed to be some foreign synth rock collab called Survivors of the Abyss.

    (I promise you don't have to read the really long Godwyn/Fortissax fic to understand this one!)

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    19 May 2026

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    A stunning deconstruction of canon, a really fun modern approach to Elden Ring and maintaining its magic, and most importantly a messy, messy, exploration of grief and loss. A really engaging story on every level. Not grimdark; FOR RYKARD ENJOYERS

  4. Rec 69

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    There are two kinds of drunk, in his experience. The first is the quiet, buzzy kind of warmth that comes with a nice Ghaldean red, a book, and a ghost island with no one else around for miles. He’s not a hedonist. He knows his limits. He knows what he likes, and what he doesn’t. There’s not a lot more room for growth or self-reflection in that department.

    But then there’s the second kind of drunk - and somehow it always seems to happen around Shanks.

    Shanks and his stupid “one more drink!” Shanks and his stupid, grinning face, holding out a bottle of sake with a dopey grin and challenging him to another round.

    For some reason, Mihawk can’t say no to Shanks.

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    04 May 2026

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    Finally: dick explodingly hot bottom shanks / lecherous Mihawk. I have prayed for years for times like these WOWWWWWW

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    draculemihawk: And how should I prove it?

    "Well," Buggy’s smug, "If this were the real Dracule Mihawk, she'd give me a way better tip than thirty bucks." People are defending her in the chat against the Mihawk impersonator but when the "cha-ching" of the tip notification dings through her studio, everyone stops talking and Buggy stops breathing.

    draculemihawk tipped $3,000
    draculemihawk: Buy yourself something nice. I don’t usually like rewarding bad behavior, but the look on your face is making me reconsider.

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    Amateur camgirl Buggy the Clown is scrambling for a golden ticket to fame after her recent rent increase threatens to upend her comfortable lifestyle.

    It’s not as she busts her ass incorporating acrobatics into her cam routine that she goes viral. A fan records and posts a clip from her stream on Twitter, the part where she jokingly issues a challenge to prolific pornstar veterans, Sir Crocodile and Dracule Mihawk.

    It's not the first time her big mouth has gotten her in trouble, but with hashtag wars, memes, and more followers she knows what to do with, Buggy thinks she might be in too deep. And when Kuja Studios reaches out with a filming opportunity, she knows she is.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    This fic has everything. Girls kissing. Implausible rent prices. Clowns. Twitter. Hot lesbian sex. Mihawk has painted nails and Croc’s got a massive rack. It’s funny as all hell. Buggy 100% in character as a clowngirl streamer. Awe inspiring stuff