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Nandor’s not great at talking about his feelings. Luckily, every time he screws up a confession, he just makes Guillermo forget it. He’ll get it right eventually.
There’s just one minor problem with this plan: Guillermo, unbeknownst to him, has developed an immunity to mind wiping.
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28 Jun 2026
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Nandor masturbates thinking about Guillermo.
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25 Jun 2026
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begging for you to take my hand by returnsandreturns
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Nov 2021
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“I know of virtually no vampires who have actually turned their familiars,” she says, “but things are different between you and Nandor, obviously.”
“Obviously?” he asks.
“Well, he knows that you can and will absolutely fucking murder him,” she says, like she knows it for a fact. “So, you know. Fear is a motivator.”
“I would never. . .” Guillermo starts, then pauses before continuing, “Probably never do that.”
“Also, he’s in love with you which is probably relevant,” Nadja adds, like an afterthought, and Guillermo freezes.
“. . .he’s what?”
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23 Jun 2026
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“I am just gonna find someone to lose my full virginity to so I’m less delicious,” Guillermo says, quickly, looking firmly at the ground, “and then I’ll get rid of the app and I’m all yours.”
Weird way to phrase that.
“I can remove your virginity immediately if it worries you so much,” Nandor says.
“. . .what?” Guillermo asks, looking up slowly.
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23 Jun 2026
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possibly yours (possibly mine) by humorless_hexagon
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
10 Nov 2021
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Nandor has a hard time with how close Guillermo and Derek have become since the trial.
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Request from anon on tumblr: could you write something with a pining Nandor or jealous/protective Nandor?? I know its very cliche but I love so much when we see him caring/worrying for Guillermo!!!- Language:
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23 Jun 2026