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“I’m a virgin,” Beomgyu blurts.
“No, you’re not.”
Beomgyu grins. “No, I’m not. But you are,” he says, wrapping his legs around Soobin’s waist and pulling him in closer. “But don’t worry. Noona will take good care of you.”
Soobin’s eye twitches. “I think you mean oppa will take good care of you.”
Beomgyu wrinkles his nose. “Ew, no. Hyung is way better than that.”
“You can’t say hyung. You’re a girl.” Soobin flicks Beomgyu on the forehead.
“Ow.” He narrows his eyes and attempts to bite Soobin’s finger. “Then call me noona.”
Soobin narrows his eyes until they’re both just glaring at each other. He wants to fuck Beomgyu so bad he thinks he’ll go crazy. “Whatever. I’m just calling you Beomgyu.” He pauses. “With the agreed upon knowledge that you are a girl.”
Beomgyu nods, tightening his legs. “Yes. Beomgyu, who is a girl.” He prods at Soobin’s chest. “And Soobin, who is still hyung,” he says. Before Soobin can complain, Beomgyu slides his hand down under Soobin’s boxers until it’s wrapped around his length. “Is going to take my virginity, isn’t he?” -
Put her canine teeth in the side of my neck by sacrificial_fawn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Aug 2024
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"I've come to pay my husband's debt," casually announced Wei Ying. As if he wasn't in the most shady and seedy part of town and in front of none other than the infamous crime Lord, Lan Wangji.
Perhaps it had been a strategic move for Wei Ying to come with a round belly full of 28th weeks of still growing baby. The young man thought it would be a good idea. Maybe if Lan Wangji saw how pathetic he was, he wouldn't murder him on the spot.
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There’s A Molester On The Loose At Phoenix Mountain!! by sweetlolixo for Snow_Orchid
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Nov 2020
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How dare he.
How dare he.
How dare someone deem themselves fit to waltz up to him, pin his two wrists down against a tree and steal away his first kiss. How dare someone—anyone!—think themselves above asking for permission to kiss Wei Ying! To, to, to, and Wei Ying thinks this to himself very bitterly, to molest him!
Molestation in its highest order!
Or, a re-telling of the events at Phoenix Mountain in which Wei Ying reacts badly after his first kiss gets stolen, and he seeks to warn everyone else about a kissing molester on the loose!!
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22 Apr 2026
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hoe to housewife pipeline by lanzhancore
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2020
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“You type fast,” Wei Ying murmurs, making a futile attempt at conversation while he waits for him to be done with… whatever. “Not to be pushy, but do you plan on fucking my ass anytime soon?”
or: wei ying has been thirsting after lan zhan for three slutty slutty years
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Help, My Dad Is Fucking Someone My Age!! by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Nov 2020
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It’s time to face the facts: Lan Wangji, the venerable and high-esteemed Hanguang-Jun, the saviour that appears wherever the chaos is—his father—is a predator.
A predator! One that preys on young, innocent men that have barely come of age like himself! The scandal of it all! The impropriety! And of all people to commit such a felony—his very own father!
Or, when Lan Wangji takes Mo Xuanyu back to Cloud Recesses for the first time, everyone is mortified, especially Lan Sizhui.