Lyn_IO
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Before coming to Clyde’s party they had pulled straws to decide who would be the designated driver and Kyle in all his luck had been the unlucky bastard. Though Kyle had a suspicion that the straws had been tampered with, he couldn’t prove the cackling fatass was behind it and so with the utmost grace he had accepted his role. He hadn’t been sulking no matter how much Kenny claimed he was.
When Kyle draws the short end of the stick he has to take care of his drunken friends while dealing with his own problems. Kyle thinks the night couldn't get worse but he forgot to take in account one very drunk Eric Cartman.
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When senior year began, the absence of Eric Cartman was a relief for most. No one- except a certain group of boys- had seen him all summer. But even they were unsure of the purpose of his absence.
But Kyle knew. Kyle had seen him.
And neither Cartman nor Kyle knew what to do with the truth.Or
Cartman gets knocked up by Kyle and they deal with the consequencesBookmarked by Lyn_IO
07 Jul 2026
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“There’s really no name or anything on it?”
“No, dude, I’m telling you. There’s no return address, and she just ends it with love, et cetera. I have no clue who it is, except that they’ve known me since we were kids.”
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Kyle is struggling to cope with how lonely his freshman year of college has been, when he receives a mysterious love letter from a secret admirer. Can he solve the mystery and find love? Not if Eric has any say in the matter, that’s for sure.
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07 Jul 2026
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At a graduation party, Eric kisses Kyle while drunk and accidentally overhears him calling it a mistake afterwards. So when Kenny suggests a summer road trip - just the two of them, no plans, no parents, no South Park - Eric says yes without hesitation. Soon, he's halfway out of Colorado, surviving on gas station food, bad motels, and avoidance.
Kyle definitely doesn't care. Really.
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07 Jul 2026
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Erica Irene Cartman was the kind of girl who dotted her i’s with little hearts, sprayed perfume on her inner thigh, and showed up drunk to cheerleading practice. Every. Single. Time.
Kylie Broflovski was not. Head down and clothes wrinkle-free, Kylie was not the kind of girl who snuck out of her hotel room the night of her basketball game. She was good. Until Erica got involved. Once Erica was involved, everything that Kylie was supposed to do went out the window. Story of her fucking life.
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29 Jun 2026
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Kyle had never been the type of person to just get over things. If something or someone was bothering him, he’d find himself obsessed with the burden until he was free from the diminishing confines of it. For example, the current issue that suppressed him had been doing so for the last four years, and this time, there was no one other than himself to blame for his predicament. He supposed that he could pin the fault on the man he had let himself become infatuated with; however, he knew that it wouldn’t be fair to, it’s not like Eric Cartman was charming everyone in South Park to have an intense, uncontrollable attraction to him.
“You got a job?” Kyle exclaimed, the exchange of words between the two stepbrothers sending him into a state of rage-laced confusion. “Why didn't you tell me?
“Who are you, my fucking dad?” Eric didn’t take the time to look up from the screen he was tapping away at, only doing so to shove Kyle back when he attempted to peek at the response being written. “Back the hell up.“
“Where the fuck do you work?!” The redhead wasn’t backing down. He hated not knowing everything that the bigger teen was involved in. “How long has this been going on? And what do you mean, clients?”
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21 Jun 2026