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please turn me on (i'm mr. coffee with an automatic drip) by quitequaintrelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
29 Mar 2026
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“Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.
Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.
After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.
It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.
Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.
(They get there eventually.)
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24 May 2026
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Someone sends Alec Hardy a package with a sinister message. It’s a… uhhh… a strap-on. Oh whatever is he going to do with it?
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25 Feb 2026
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When Crowley opens the hotel room door and gets a full look at the dom he's hired, his first very uncharitable thought is that this is never going to work.
It's the beaming smile, the untidy mop of cherubic curls, the rather twee outfit. There's an overall aesthetic of a kindly, gay caricature from a vintage greeting card come to life, and nothing about that lines up with the sort of person Crowley's successfully gone under for before.
His second thought is that he knows a lot bloody better than to judge someone's ability to dominate him by looks alone, and that he's only being such a hypocritically judgmental dick because his anxiety's got him doomsdaying everything again—which is why he's hired someone to help him achieve his own version of meditation in the first place.
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Crowley's anxiety is interfering with his kink life so badly that he decides to hire a professional dom to help get him into subspace. It goes horribly until it goes absolutely amazing.
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23 Feb 2026
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Not very angelic things by eklmrlos
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Feb 2025
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thank you for being here!
(i’m also on twitter, bsky, tumblr)Bookmarked by Lusive_Scratchpad
09 May 2025
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down bad for you by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 May 2024
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A few sketches of Aziraphale and Crowley being lovey dovey and intimate and Crowley being an utter simp for his angel (as he should).
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14 Jun 2024
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crowley just wants to be aziraphale's dog
(a continuous compilation of my good omens NSFW art)
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11 May 2024
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Cranking Up The Heat by vavoom_sorted_art
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 May 2024
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The equivalent of that hot wings challenge, but with porn.
These are not meant to be strictly chronological, but follow a rough chronological order with some chapters following directly after one another and others skipping over parts to keep the pace up and the heat rising!
Best viewed in "Entire Work" mode!Say hello to me on Tumblr!
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22 Apr 2024
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Rapture by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Apr 2024
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Why does Crowley have a mouth and two good hands, if not to pleasure Aziraphale?
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10 Apr 2024
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The Shared Desk Dilemma by MissUnderstoodLyrics
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2024
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In the hallowed halls of Eden University, professors Aziraphale Eastgate and Anthony Crowley share a desk but have nothing else in common—except for their knack for outwitting each other with escalating pranks that have the entire faculty taking sides. When the university president, in a desperate bid to restore peace, mandates a team-building retreat, the adversaries find themselves reluctantly sharing a room, and sparks fly.
Crowley can't stand the pompous, irksome Dr. Eastgate, and the feeling appears to be mutual, yet they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.A Good Omens Human AU
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Life-Changing Phone Call by Yellowvelvetcake
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Mar 2024
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Tracy has started her own sex line, and to get her business going, she has made her best friend Crowley promise to call in daily for a week.
Crowley never expected to fall for the man on the other side of the line.
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15 Mar 2024
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[CA] A fanart collection of CrowAzi in various settings by shelloverlord
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
09 Aug 2024
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Basically my unleashed horniness for CA.
I'm reposting all my CA fanart here because it's a great place to archive stuff and there's also more space for simple background explaining.Bookmarked by Lusive_Scratchpad
07 Mar 2024
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NSFW fanart for Good Omens, specifically aziraphale/crowley.
mostly soft, pastel and full of shippy lovey-dovey mush because that's what i enjoy.
content warnings are included in the table of contents and in each chapter summary. tags will be added as needed.- Language:
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05 Mar 2024
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at the airport terminal by bearwonder
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Nov 2021
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Crowley has worked the same soulless job for two decades, and he hasn't had anyone to talk to since his pet snake died a couple years ago. When Industrial Holdings (Holdings) PLC sends him to their annual conference in the US, he expects a week of mind-numbing boredom bookended by two torturous half-days spent in airplanes.
But as fate would have it, an embarrassing mishap leads him to meet an unrelentingly positive flight attendant who smiles at him like he's a real human being, and makes him think that maybe, if he plays this right, he won’t have to die alone.
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01 Mar 2024
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Short and sweet meet cute with flight-attendant Aziraphale and lonely Crowley and a catchy little airport tune!
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The Descent by indigo (indigo_angels)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Mar 2023
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All Crowley had asked for was a little bit of support, a little bit of insurance for the both of them.
Of course he knew that Aziraphale would not have been jumping for joy at the request, but he had had absolutely no idea of the strength of feeling the refusal would come with. Or the strength of the reaction it would evoke in himself.
Which was a shame, really, as 1862 ended up being a year when Crowley needed a friend more than ever before...
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Or, an angel and a demon argue and fall out and Crowley finds himself plummeting downwards yet again. This will be very dark in places - especially for Crowley - but I guarantee a happy ending. (I've even planned it this time, so I don't have to do authorial gymnastics to get them there!).
Also - as much as it may sound like it, clinical depression (and associated mental health difficulties) do NOT feature in this story at all.
There will, however, be some non-con.Updates on a Sunday.
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- 53/53
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19 Feb 2024
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Extremely dark, Crowley whump, heed warnings
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[Podfic] Anything for Science by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
14 Jan 2022
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Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.
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- English
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- 56
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 7
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14 Feb 2024
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Aziraphale's first efforts and maddening levels of temptation for Crowley, no real science.
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Finest gourmet by black_earth
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2023
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NSFW art of the most hedonistic angel of them all dining on the most blessed demon on earth
Find me on tumblr at chernozemm ;)
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08 Feb 2024
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Very marvelously explicit cunniligus drawings wow
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Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.
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- 60/60
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01 Feb 2024
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Crowley forgets everything and falls in love with Aziraphale over again.
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28 Jan 2024
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A charming human au where they're rivals but they unknowingly fall for each other online <3
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"There you are, pet." [fanart] by thespicyeyjayy (eyjayy) for ChaoticMaterials
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jan 2024
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Fanart for ChaoticMaterials.
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15 Jan 2024
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Crowley's putting the fell in this explicit fellatio art with heavy d/s overtones
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Dark Angels, Golden Serpents by KiaraMGrey
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Sep 2020
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It would be easy to look at Mr. Fell and see a soft, aging bookseller. It's what much of the world sees, even if it isn't the truth. Because Mr. Fell is also known by another name. The Archangel, the leader and head of London's largest and most powerful crime syndicate.
When Crowley, a low level member of a rival organization get's into some trouble and needs help, he unknowingly goes straight to London's most prominent crime boss.
For Aziraphale's part, he loves beauty. He loves decadence and art and food, and is not in the habit of denying himself the things he wants. The moment he sees Crowley, he knows he is beauty personified. He wants him, and he will have him, even if he needs to crush a rival crime boss beneath his heel to keep him.Series
- Part 1 of The Crime Boys AU
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- English
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- 124,578
- Chapters:
- 33/33
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03 Jan 2024
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Aziraphale crime-boss AU!!!
Major power dynamics.