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Childe and the Very Homosexual, Not Straight Weekend by Orasmyn
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Jun 2023
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He assumes that Zhongli will forget about this conversation, as he does most things that Childe ends up waking him up for, but he is wrong because the next day Zhongli sits him down, looks him dead in the eye, and says, “is there anything you want to ask me now, while I’m awake?”
Asking your roommate how he had The Big Realisation is way less embarrassing when it’s 1:07am and you can’t sleep than at like, 11am and you’re painfully awake.
Still, Childe’s a big believer in not half-assing anything, so he looks Zhongli right back in the eye and says, “yeah. How did you know you were gay?”
Childe has a mild crisis of the sexuality sort, but luckily he has a (hot) roommate like Zhongli who's willing to help him with it.
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09 Jul 2026
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Look, here’s the thing: Childe has a fetish for big dicks.
Now, that’s normal. And like any other self respecting big dick fetishiser, it doesn’t impact his day to day life. Or at least, it didn’t used to.
Because, see - here’s the other thing: his roommate has a really big dick.
Childe's life takes an interesting turn after he finds out the cock of his dreams belongs to his roommate.
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06 Jul 2026
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Neuvillette clears his throat. “Greetings, Wriothesley.” His voice sounds steady, but his cheeks are clearly flushed, like rose petals on fine porcelain. “I took the liberty to visit unannounced. I do hope you don't mind.”
Wriothesley picks his jaw up from where he thinks it must have fallen. The room is already starting to feel too hot, and he shrugs off his coat and drops it. “Mind? I could never mind. Especially not when you look like this…”
He steps forward once, twice, subconsciously licking his lips. His heart is thundering in his chest, and he can’t believe that Neuvillette - that the Chief Justice of Fontaine is standing in his room, wearing next to nothing, so entrancingly beautiful. And his, somehow.
Neuvillette and Wriothesley do not usually have a lot of time for their couplings, and the time it takes to simply undress Neuvillette has meant that lately there have been no couplings at all. So Neuvillette comes up with a cunning plan - lingerie.
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02 Jul 2026
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There’s a text.
I need my husband dead by the time I come home. Is this Tartaglia?
Spouses make up the bulk of his clientele, unsurprisingly. No one statistically wants a husband or wife dead more than their husband or wife.
I’ll send you his information, the new client promises, after a bit of back and forth.
Childe takes a sip of red wine, and settles back, ready to be faced with whatever poor schmuck made the mistake of marrying their worst enemy.
The wine clogs his throat and makes him choke when he stares at his own face instead.
Childe thinks he juggles his househusband and assassin for hire personas quite well. A little too well perhaps.
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01 Jul 2026
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In a different, older Liyue, the god Rex Lapis only descends once a year to be with his people and live among them. And every year a local is given the honour of being his personal attendant at his beck and call for this duration, to ensure Rex Lapis wants for nothing. This year, his attendant is Childe - who is doing his best to pretend that he's not completely and utterly consumed with lust every time he looks at Rex Lapis.
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28 Jun 2026