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Jin Zixun’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Banquet by LotusLite
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2024
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Instead of proclaiming for a toast with the Lans at the banquet, Jin Zixun discreetly tampers with their tea just to knock them down a peg. After all, why not liven up the place. Unfortunately he was not aware of what happens when you get Lans drunk, fortunately Wei Wuxian is there to handle the not-so impervious jades.
A/N: A sort-of crack fic that I started writing after getting some energy during a discord call with my friend. This is indeed my first ever fic so constructive criticism is very much appreciated and welcomed. I just wrote something I think I would enjoy so I hope you guys enjoy!
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I wanted to find a way to get some high-Shane-post-concussion-hospital-magic in a story, and what better way to do that than a nice little wisdom tooth extraction.
When the opportunity presents itself, Ilya ditches the MLH awards weekend in Vegas to fly out to Ottawa so he can help Shane through his dental surgery. Shane says too much, naturally, and the boys end up sharing a whirlwind twenty-four hours that will change their futures in the most wonderful way.
Because of some chompers, tuna-meldown never needed to happen.
"Ilya regretted not checking his carry-on—while totally unnecessary, it would have bought him an extra twenty minutes of staring at a spinning carousel before he had to face his impulsive offer to comfort the man he was used to pounding his dick into. Instead, he had about a fifteen minute walk to reconcile how after seven years of the same shit, he was about to become the man who could maybe offer more than just nine inches and an orgasm. He was sure to walk slowly, knowing damn well that the slower he walked, the quicker Shane’s mind would spiral. If he walked any slower, he’d miss the surgery altogether."
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03 Jul 2026
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You Guys Didn't Know?! by fffpppp
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jul 2026
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Shane and Ilya's secret relationship had just been outed via Hayden's FanMail video. Except, to the players and coaches far and wide, it's not much of a secret...
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03 Jul 2026
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Finally, something dawns on him, a way to handle two goals simultaneously. He’d seen Hollander’s mother flipping through papers rapidly when they first got here, seeming calm and in control and more than a little frightening in a way that made Ilya mildly glad he wasn’t one of the people responsible for a clipboard. If anyone can tell him if the long list of “Prohibited Items” he’d been sent in his email a few days ago is just standard practice for big shoots, it would be Yuna Hollander.
Or, hopefully, her son.
“Crazy we cannot even have peanut butter, eh?” He asks. “You also got giant list?”
Hollander stiffens, almost imperceptibly, and Ilya tilts his head, just slightly, confused, wondering if he’s stumbled somewhere unexpected.
(how ilya learns about shane's allergies) (and shane's sexual awakening tragically hits a speedbump in the process 😔)
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02 Jul 2026
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least valuable player by neostar
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander when asked about speculations of his boyfriend Ilya Rozanov ‘tanking’ on purpose to reunite with him in Providence : “...What? He gets an earful from me every time they send him down. He has lousy puck control and weak defense and needs to work on his shooting accuracy and you think I want it to stay that way? No I don't want my boyfriend to be a joke of a player, I'd like him to put decent enough numbers that he doesn't get moved up and down the NHL and the AHL like an idiot. Now leave me alone.”
or: Ilya Rozanov is a mediocre fourth liner of the Boston Bears. When he gets outed, the internet theorizes he plays poorly on purpose. His boyfriend isn't amused.
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02 Jul 2026
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"can you sign this autograph?" by ellis (ellabellachicketychella)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
18 Jun 2026
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HARRIS: Shane! Ilya! I need you to sign something for me real quick.
HOLLANDER: Uh— is this about the Centaur’s donation to the Canadian Cancer Society because I thought that came from the organisation not us— why are you recording us?
HARRIS: No, no, not about the donation. I just have some fans who would like some photos of you signed.
ROZANOV, suspiciously: What for?
or harris drover conducts psychological warfare on the ottawa centaurs for the sake of social media by making them sign old photos of themselves
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- Part 5 of the loser has to fall
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01 Jul 2026