12 Works by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
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In the Wee Small Hours of the Morning by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
05 Jun 2025
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A missing scene from the first movie: A quiet conversation between Ellie Sattler and a morphine-addled Ian Malcolm. But what happens when Ellie, while patching up Ian's wound, notices his top surgery scars?
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- Part 2 of Trans Ian Malcolm
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I Don't Know Why (I Just Do) by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Jurassic Park Original Trilogy (Movies)
29 Apr 2025
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With the tour vehicles stranded in the rain, Ian takes a moment to reflect on his conversation with Grant, his concerns about the park, and his gender journey so far.
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- Part 1 of Trans Ian Malcolm
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A Beautiful Eye In The Storm by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Nov 2024
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Winter is here, snow is falling. Most of Stede’s crew have left the lair or are sleeping. But where is Edward? He can’t be hibernating like that hamster of his, right? He is a rat after all…
Izzy goes to find Ed and some winter shenanigans ensue.Series
- Part 2 of Ey rett!
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How to Be a Pie-Rat by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be, Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Sep 2024
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Stede wants to be free. He has every luxury he could wish for but he feels like he is always running in circles. When the opportunity presents itself he takes off. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
Ed is haunted by his painful past. He is famous, powerful and feared but he feels like he is frozen in place. When he hears of a new arrival in his territory he is intrigued. He doesn't know yet that he will meet someone who will change his life forever.
Also, Stede is a golden hamster and Ed is a sewer-rat.Series
- Part 1 of Ey rett!
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5 Times Alastor Came Out To Someone +1 Person He Can't Come Out To But Wishes He Could by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Jun 2024
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Exactly what it says on the tin. Set after the first fic in this series but can be read as a stand-alone.
Now that Alastor is aware of the fact that he's asexual, he's starting to navigate sharing that fact with the people in his life.
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- Part 2 of Ace Alastor Centric
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Happy International Asexuality Day to our favourite Radio Demon (even if he doesn't know what that means) by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
10 Apr 2024
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Charlie attempts to celebrate International Asexuality Day with Alastor only to realise he has no idea what she's talking about.
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Yet another 'Alastor finds out that asexuality is a thing and that it might apply to him' fic because let's face it, we love reading 50 slightly different takes on the exact same premise.
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- Part 1 of Ace Alastor Centric
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I Am Creation, Both Haunted And Holy by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Nimona (2023)
24 Jul 2023
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When he stepped out into the clearing, something clearly noticed him. The roiling mass of blue and yellow energy halted for a moment, pulsated and then slowly started to condense into a more humanoid form.
“You’re not Nimona”
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After the events of the movie, Ballister explores the woods outside the wall and finds someone out there who's been forgotten for a long time.
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Filled With Regret by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: The Afterparty (TV 2022)
21 Mar 2022
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Detective Germain has swooped in and declared Aniq the murderer. What's Yasper gonna do about it? (I think we all know what he's gonna do.)
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Is This A New Beginning For Me Or The End? by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: The Afterparty (TV 2022)
12 Mar 2022
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What if Aniq gets accused in the end? What will Yasper do?
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My Immortal (by Charlotte Brontë) by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Jul 2020
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Inspired by a tumblr post by @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses. This is literally what it says on the tin, a rewrite of My Immortal in the style of Charlotte Brontë
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There Is One Consolation In Being Sick; And That Is The Possibility That You May Recover To A Better State Than You Were Ever In Before by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: Broadchurch
19 Nov 2019
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When Hardy doesn't turn up to work one day, Ellie goes round to his house to investigate. She finds a very sick, or in his words "completely fine" Hardy, and takes it upon herself to care for him, even if that means force-feeding him chicken soup.
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Sometimes by Lord_What_Fools_These_Mortals_Be
Fandoms: The Great Gatsby (2013), The Great Gatsby (1974), Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
26 Oct 2018
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Sometimes even the Great Gatsby starts losing hope...
- Language:
- English
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- 441
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- 6
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