Lord_Samosa

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    Astarion had a plan. A nice, simple plan: seduce Tav, sleep with her, manipulate her feelings so she'd never turn on him.

    All she had to do was fall for it.
    And all he had to do was not fall for her.

    Which is where his nice, simple plan fell apart.

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    Exploring Astarion's POV throughout the game while romancing Dark Urge/Tav. Canon is followed in most cases, including with lines of dialogue from the game, but Act 2 and 3 break off from canon a few times in fun ways.

    Content warnings are listed ahead of the more intense chapters. Overall this fic (like the game) explores what healing from abuse looks like and has a lot of references to those themes.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Warmth filled his chest at the prospect of the future. Once he had thought the job was his life; probably because it actually had been. He had resigned himself to an early, violent death on a battlefield. Recently, he had started accepting the chance at the opposite.

    Like the fresh buds on the trees rushing past the car window, Price felt a new start coming with spring.

     

    Soap and Ghost are forced out of retirement when Price goes MIA.

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    24 Aug 2024

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    A night out in London to celebrate your friend’s upcoming marriage ends with a quick hook-up in a club’s green room. You don’t expect to see your masked man ever again, and you leave it as a one-time thing. Three years later, you’re back in England, and find yourself facing the man you walked away from at that club. He’s running a tattoo parlor just down the street from where you’re staying. Over time, your paths cross and cross again until the two of you are tangled up in a messy web. Will it last? Or will one of you walk away?

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    25 Jun 2026

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    While overcoming recent heartbreak, you decide to join Tinder in search of a rebound. Your friends advise to just Swipe Right indiscriminately... What happens when 4 soldiers from the same squad match with you?

    Bringing this here from my Tumblr!

    None of this is proofread btw.

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    14 Jan 2025

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    “We got a problem here?” His chest rumbles against your back, a warning and a question wrapped up into one. He turns fully to face the man and casually pulls out a cigar, briefly dropping his hold on you as he lights it. When his arm returns, it slides down lower to wrap possessively around your waist, hand impossibly huge and warm against your ribs.

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    or, the one where Task Force 141 chases off a creep.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Finished!