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The shrieking of a child rang through the forest. No, not a child, an infant, he corrected himself, shaking loose the cobwebs in his mind. What happened?
A few feet from him, Potter was splayed on the ground as well. So he did show up. Was he dead? Or had yet another odd magical occurrence happened when he attempted to kill him?
And there, between them, was the baby, still screaming its head off. It didn't sound quite like the shrieking infants he was used to at the orphanage, but how…
His eyes bulged when he realized. That was an undertone of hissing from the child, rather than the usual bababa, mamama of infant babble. How was there such a thing, a parselmouth infant? How did it get here?
And then, the thing’s eyes met his and he knew. A deep crimson red, stained red with the blood of many innocents after the course of many blood rituals. He didn't have any idea how such a thing could have been inherited, but it must have. And more than that, he was now certain the child was his.
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No Christmas here, just harrymort baby acquisition crack
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19 Jun 2026
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A Dead Man's Guide to Reliving Your Youth by Spork_in_the_Road
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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After dying in the forbidden forest at Voldemort's hand--after going to the Kings Cross of his afterlife--Harry is returned to his 11-year-old self with no memories of his life before, just a vague sense of doom and weird knowledge of the wizarding world (and its inhabitants) that he can't quite explain. With only his ever-present sense of deja-vu to guide him into making better choices than last time, Harry embarks on a journey to save the wizarding world once again, and this time save himself as well.
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12 Jun 2026
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I found an injured mob boss in a Harrods changing room and now he wants to date me?! by TheOnceandFutureQueenofTarts for curioushabitforarivergod
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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Harry doesn't want to be at Harrods in the first place, but Hermione is extremely pregnant and asked him to pick up a gift for her, and he's a good friend (and also a little terrified of her). Then he gets locked in.
And then he finds a man bleeding in the changing rooms.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Hey,” snaps the girl holding the tome—Chloe, she’s in his Latin class. Her mascaraed-on whiskers crinkle as she scowls at him. “A little privacy here?”
Actually, Dipper realizes, they’re all in his Latin class. And all staring right at him.
It crosses his mind that he should say something… wise, maybe? Thought-provoking? Something like what Ford would say. Something that’ll get them to set down the book of dark rites and not make whatever poor decision this is about to be.
“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” he informs the room at large.
Want to impress your local Latin Club? Easy. Be dating the demon they summon.
Harder is keeping said demon from eating their souls.
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07 Jun 2026
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Jack Frost had given up hope on ever having kids of his own. Then the Man in the Moon gave him five huge eggs. Jack's about to get the family he always wanted, and Bunny's gonna have to come along for the ride. Turns out, he's not the last Pooka after all.
Who knew Pooka laid eggs?
(Or: Jack's completely enraptured by his eggies, Bunny comes to a decision, babies are hatched, and Manny probably ships Jackrabbit in secret.)
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26 May 2026