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"Sweetheart, could I steal you away for a sec? or, like… fifteen minutes up to an hour?" Thomas calls from the other side of their flat. Edwin sighs, but it's good-natured, despite his lover not being around to see him do so. He's exhausted from staring at his screen, grading papers, some of which he suspects have been made with the help of an incompetent Artificial Intelligence, and he could use the break, or even the excuse to tuck in for the day. He's not a fool, either. This is wednesday, the light is a little golden, and it's five P.M., which is Meatball Shooting Designated Hour.
This has been a ritual for a few months, now. Each Wednesday, Thomas will set up shop in one of their offices with The Pest, and gently bully him into different parts of the room he'll have spent the first part of the week setting up, ringlights, everything ready to make the best pictures he can.
This time, Edwin joins.
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The purest love is the one between grumpy dads and the pets they said they didn't want by LesbianMastermind
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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There's a bang and a crash and a gasp and an arm that slams inches only from his fiancé's face in the middle of the night as Edwin wakes up with a start, heart beating furiously in his chest, temples and the very tip of his fingers. It takes a few seconds of heavy breathing to remember where he is : in his partner's arms, in their very bed, in their flat. The noise has probably only been made by Meatball, Thomas' idiot cat, the bane of Edwin’s existence. Thomas murmurs a short, dreamy reassurance and tightens his hold on Edwin's waist before nuzzling his upper arm sleepily.
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Baking my long distance situationship into a biscuit because I love him by LesbianMastermind for KissMyAsthma
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
26 Feb 2026
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“I have a few questions for you, if you could grant me a few moments of your time ?” The ghost comes strolling from the mirror in a shirt and slacks, sleeves rolled up to show very enticing forearms, without a care in the world for either the cold he cannot feel or Thomas’ self-control.
The Cat King turns his face toward Edwin, who is so much closer than he usually is.
“Uh… Okay ? shoot, I guess?”
This is indulgent and strange. When Edwin comes, he usually makes his visits known in advance and Thomas has the place a little more prepared for him. There is always a chair, for him to sit in, more decadent than his own throne : upholstered in a pine velvet, dark old wood shining with polish and magic.
"Could you perhaps talk to me about your previous incarnations ?
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Edwin has a very specific wooing plan in mind, something Thomas is very unaware of and very unprepared for, but it is said that Christmas time is a great time to start building a relationship. It has a success rate chance of 100% but to be fair, so would doing it from the inside of a dumpster, at this point. He's not doing that, we're talking about christmas cookies here, focus.
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I must've left my self-esteem at the base of your bedsheets/ Where I used to leave my socks by LesbianMastermind
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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The first time their lips touched, Thomas had had to reach out, because Edwin had almost keeled over, utterly shocked. It’d been so long since he’d felt something good touch his skin. And Charles had said it when he’d kissed Crystal that first time, he could feel it in his head, if not on his lips. But when Thomas had touched Edwin, it was warm, and urgent, and he’d felt it in every inch of his body and his mind. Before any real feelings for the ruler besides a deep sense of friendship and appreciation, it was the lure of touch, of real skin on skin brushes, of pleasure, that kept putting Edwin on his path even though the bracelet was long gone, and the deal, dealt.
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Edwin and The Cat King have engaged in a casual intimate relationship. Well, it's casual for Edwin, because the Cat King is actually pretty deep in this already. Each time they have sex, the ghost leaves without much in terms of tender touches or aftercare, and each time, breaks a little more of the King's heart in the process. They're going to talk this through, but they'll have to be obtuse idiots about it first. Also, the cats are trying to get involved, I guess.
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Sluttiest thing a man can do is love and cherish his cat by LesbianMastermind
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
01 Feb 2026
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Thomas is exhausted. The day has been shit, he's had two three-hours train rides in the span of eight hours total, and his suitcase is packed enough to kill his back every time he's had to lift it in stairs or because the cobbled stones made the lugging it behind him way too loud. He's sweaty and gross, and can't wait to come back home, shower, then shove his boyfriend on the couch to snuggle against him and complain about his work trip having been postponed while he was on the fucking train, and two hours and a half away already. Thankfully, he can come home to his boyfriend and cat, who will, hopefully, not have murdered each other in the eight hours he's been out.
He can't believe what he finds when he comes home. If anyone told him about it, he would have laughed in their faces, and called them an idiot to everyone he knows. As it is, he might just use it as blackmail material instead.
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The MeatballVerse (where you'd think Catwin is the main event, but Meatball was actually the MC all along) by LesbianMastermind
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31 Mar 2026
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Dipshit and Fuckface aren't seeing eye to eye by LesbianMastermind
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15 Feb 2026
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They match each other's freak in a way that is uncomfortable for the other characters to watch by LesbianMastermind
Fandom Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
07 Dec 2025
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Edwin and Thomas explore the dom/sub dynamic they sometimes like to engage in. Safely. Sex words are discussed, everything is all very very consensual. It just makes the submitting to easier, more pleasurable. Letting go, losing control. It just makes the dominating easier, because they know just how much the other is enjoying everything.
We're not skipping on the aftercare either. They get the full experience.Three first works from Edwin's POV, while he's the sub.
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Half of being a Cat King is... well... being a half cat. by LesbianMastermind
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28 Oct 2025
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something unholy (getting hot at the body shop) by artemisadore, DontOffendTheBees
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
08 Jul 2026
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“It certainly would mean a great deal to me if you were to take Charles in.”
Thomas heaves a sigh and waves his hand in the air dismissively. “Yeah, sure. Fine. Whatever. But if you two are some sort of deranged serial-killing duo, at least promise to make the crime scene photos cinematic, m’kay? I want the Netflix true crime doc about us to stay in the Top 10 for weeks.”
Edwin’s answering look is wry, but not displeased. In fact, it's unfortunately rather hot. “Is that a yes?”
“Yes,” Thomas agrees before he can think better of it.
“Good,” Edwin declares, standing abruptly. “Because he’s waiting outside.”
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Mechanic Thomas King is surprised when one of his regulars, beautiful and bitchy Edwin Payne, shows up on his doorstep asking for a favor — his best friend, Charles Rowland, is in need of a job and a place to crash after being kicked out by his old man.
Unfortunately for Thomas, he has never been very good at saying no to a pretty face, let alone two.
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02 Jul 2026
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Wolves didn’t often marry out of their clans, but when they did, there was a marked preference for unions of breath rather than blood. Edwin’s marriage, long-negotiated, was mainly a trading agreement. Lumber, food, the exchange of artisans for builders, safe passage for wolves and cats through the territories of each.
Edwin, least-loved son of the Wolf Father, is married to Thomas, reigning Cat King - and where Edwin goes, his bodyguard Charles always follows.
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02 Jul 2026
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As he spends long hours playing with Atlas, Neil questions why Andrew never comes to visit. Neil knows he's not good at reading people, but with how much time he and Andrew also spend together now...
He'd think they were friends? Maybe?
Something in Neil's stomach flips uncomfortably at the thought of Andrew, and Atlas lifts his head, peering down at Neil.
It’s uncanny, how he always seems to do that, but Neil isn’t any closer to figuring out himself or Atlas’ bizarre behavior.
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12 Jun 2026
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"No, you're not real," he says, and he thinks he repeats it a few times, trying to convince himself it's all one bad dream. Whatever is stalking him stops, but Neil can still feel its aura, its power. The presence it has is gargantuan, a wall Neil has no hope of getting past. Just like his father in front of him. At the thought, at the ghost of hands on him, Neil screams. "You're gone!"
And he opens his eyes just as the lightning strikes. It bathes the forest in a bluish glow for half a second, but it's enough for Neil to see.
It's not his father, it's—
The dog in front of him boofs softly, and Neil's eyes widen.
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12 Jun 2026
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The first time Thomas ran into his ex, he could hardly believe it. What were the fucking chances of meeting Edwin Payne in Prague?
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Meeting your ex again? The ex that you're still in love with? I wonder where this is going.Bookmarked by LesbianMastermind
29 May 2026