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    Vincent has spent his whole life trying to figure out what kind of man he's supposed to be. His father's kind, probably. The kind that walks into a room like he owns it, orders the right drink, says the right thing to the right person. The kind that never pauses in a doorway.

    On his twenty-first birthday, he puts on his best shirt and his nicest tie and walks into a bar alone to practice.

    He does not practice. He sits in the corner for five hours and talks honestly to a stranger for the first time in his life, and somewhere between the drink he hated and the one he didn't, jazz, cherry stems, and the walk home, something shifts. Not dramatically. The way tides move. You never see it happen, but eventually you look down and the waterline is somewhere different.

    His name is Alastor. He is, Vincent will think later, a considerable amount of time's worth of not yet.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Vincent and Alastor unearth an unusual bag with a particularly intriguing substance from one of their victims.

    Alastor decides he can indulge Vincent’s stupidity, just this once.

    Or: Alastor gets absurdly high and loses all his inhibitions. Vincent reaps the benefits.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Ousted from the Vees, Vox finds himself with nowhere else to go but the Hazbin Hotel. Juggling the total loss of his power & influence, a shitty marketing job, and dealing with increasing incidents of power-boosted sinners wreaking havoc, Vox has truly hit rock bottom. The therapy sessions and happy-go-lucky musical numbers aren't helping.

    Despite it all, things could be worse. At least he's playing detective in a secret situationship with Alastor.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.

    Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”

    Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”

    “That’s the gist,” Vox said.

    Alastor stared at him.

    Then laughed.

     

     

    Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Hazbin High School.

    Some might call it literal Hell on Earth.

    A pit of rampant cliques, unwanted school uniform policies, a drug problem he was fairly certain the staff were actively ignoring, and constant power struggles among the older students. It was all an absolute headache to navigate, and with full room and board he didn’t even get a chance to step away from it all at the end of the day. But Alastor had managed to carve out a small, comfortable space for himself here.

    Well. He had.

    Alastor comes back to Hazbin High after a years absence with no explanations given and no apologies offered. Unfortunately for everyone involved, his reputation never left.

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    05 Jun 2026