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The Princess of Hell and The TV Demon Meet at a Bar by LemonsForBreakfast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Apr 2026
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Charlie is nursing a broken heart after Vaggie leaves to go back to heaven, and Alastor... Isn't helping. The Radio Demon has been antagonizing Charlie until she reaches her breaking point, storms out of the hotel and attempts to drown herself in cheap vodka. Until she meets Alastor's arch rival and hell’s most famous TV set, Vox, who proposes an arrangement (definitely not a deal) to get back at their mutual annoyance.
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The Boyfriends Are Fighting by LemonsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2022
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Well… this wasn't something you saw everyday.. Megumi and Yuuji shared an exasperated sigh as their boyfriends argued. The strongest sorcerer yelling at the mouth and eye of the King of Curses manifested on Yuuji's cheek, negotiating over shared custody of the boy's body.
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The Sweetest Meal by LemonsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
07 Nov 2022
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Sukuna realizes that Megumi is bleeding and he is VERY thirsty
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Gilded Cage by LemonsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
04 Apr 2022
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Huaisang takes very good care of Mingjue now that he's brought him back from the dead. But as he looks outside through his barred windows, Mingjue wishes he would be allowed to see more than these four walls
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As the Matador of Love, every year Adam sets up the best Valentine's Day festivities at S. But this year is one he definitely won't ever forget
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Vincent gives Alastor a chance to bang his wife, Charlie, just to prove she’s a boring lay. Alastor intends to make the man eat his words.
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16 Mar 2026
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Frustrated and overworked, Account Executive Alastor Delacroix unknowingly hires an ex-Professional Cuddler as his secretary. Despite her unique skill set, he finds his stress levels increasing...
Bookmarked by LemonsForBreakfast
12 Mar 2026
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A series of ficlets in which a couple of old geezers maneuver through a Hell that changes far too quickly. Watch as two old queers are faced with viral videos, internet challenges, new terminology, and more.
Chapter 1 - Ketchup Challenge
Chapter 2 - Smash or Pass
Chapter 3 - Orange Peel Challenge
Chapter 4 - Gooning
Chapter 5 - We Listen, and We Don't Judge Challenge
Chapter 6 - Bae Baskets (Valentine's Day Special)
Chapter 7 - Performative Males---------------
Set in an alternate universe, wherein Vox never propositioned Alastor, so Alastor never turned him down. Alastor still fucked off for seven years, but he and Vox are on better terms when he returns to Hell.
Bookmarked by LemonsForBreakfast
26 Feb 2026
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The most adorable radiostatic/radiosilence ❤️❤️
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Professor Alastor Baptiste has designs on his favorite student, and if she springs the trap willingly, that's all the better.
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- Part 1 of Oblique Intention
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Bookmarked by LemonsForBreakfast
23 Feb 2026
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Charlie liked to believe she was a good person.
She was always polite. She always took other’s feelings into consideration. She would help those in need. She would always leave good tips. Animals loved her. The elderly loved her. Her coworkers adored her. Her classmates adored her.
But not her new neighbour.
No, this was a story about the events that lead her to that conclusion, rather than an in depth explanation of why she deserved Heaven.
Bookmarked by LemonsForBreakfast
23 Feb 2026