LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (11)
- Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series) (10)
- RWBY (10)
- Vampires SMP (8)
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (5)
Recent works
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The Traveler and the Fae by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for Sparrow1M
Fandoms: Haunted Winter SMP
05 Apr 2026
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Once there was a man who passed into faery lands. The man had been in a hurry, though if you were to ask the man he would not be able to tell you why. The result is the same, regardless. A trespasser is never looked upon with fondness, humans even less so, and the faery demanded the man provide recompense.
The man, unfamiliar with fae laws, gave his name and was cursed to spend his days as a traveler, only able to settle in one place for 100 days or less.
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A Traveler is drawn back to the Winter Court after being cursed where he must fulfill four tasks and, perhaps, even slay a king.
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now listen to that heart rate by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for drygrasses
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
03 Apr 2026
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Legundo is peacefully studying in the library when Scott Goldsmith decides to drop-by. How wonderful.
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[podfic] your justly earned reprise by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for TheEnderWolf
Fandoms: Haunted Winter SMP
26 Mar 2026
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When Legundo Travels to a new world, he's quickly declared a god and assigned two assistants: Drift and Viking. Now Legundo must:
- Solve the issue of Krampus,
- Figure out what Drift and Viking want from him,
- Deal with the local wildlife.
Simple enough, right? …Right.
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Legundo is called a god, The Traveler, and he's to be treated with all the respect and reverence as deserving of his station.
Legundo might just be sick to his stomach.
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[web weave/collage] sing of the moon by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for starshapedballoon
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Mumbo and Pearl go stargazing <3
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[podfic] butterflies by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for Vanyel
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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Tango breathes in, then out, then hides his face in the crook of Zedaph's neck. Violet eyes lazily blink open in response. “Sumthin’ wrong?” he asks, and Tango feels it when he speaks, his free hand splayed out against the other's chest. Tango frowns as he collects his thoughts.
”I think I have a crush,” he whispers.
It was such a simple sentence, and yet, Tango felt like he had just confessed his darkest secret.
Or; Tango is nervous about telling his partners about his feelings for his soulmate. They take it better than expected.
Recent series
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RWBY Fanfics by emo_space_gay, LeanMeanSaltineMachine, rivercollabs (theriveroflight), Stormage_dark_lord, sureashyr, UnsteadyShade
Fandom RWBY
09 Nov 2025
- Words:
- 2,233
- Works:
- 1
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coaxing the words from the earth and the dirt by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Cody knows there's something weird going on in Pelican Town, and he's determined to figure out what.
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- Bookmarks:
- 3
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on the open roads by DuskDragon39, LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Sep 2023
- Words:
- 20,155
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
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- 6,046
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- Bookmarks:
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Recent bookmarks
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Running Towards the Bullets (Just the one time though, Honestly!) by Des98
Fandom Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 23,477
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 219
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
18 Jun 2026
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if i couldn't have you, i'd rather be alone by starryjax
Fandom Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 May 2026
- Words:
- 5,401
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 39
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
17 Jun 2026
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Etched in the Surface as Evidence by gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“…Did not think you’d notice.” He finally said, slumping a little. “Did not want you to notice-“
“In what world would I have missed it, bud?” Grace huffed with an exasperated smile, nudging into Rocky’s side. “You’re the highlight of my day, y’know.”
Rocky let out a happy chirp, seemingly involuntarily. He hunched in on himself after, as if embarrassed the sound had escaped him at all, and shuffled his legs a little in the sand.
“As are you of mine.”
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or: rocky gets a new engraving, and grace is much more involved than he ever thought he could be
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
17 Jun 2026
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First to the Finish Line by nvmbr (KikaTouka)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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Grace is getting closer to another Eridian friend. Rocky is totally not jealous, or anything.
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
17 Jun 2026
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"Foreign object detected."
Grace loves Erid, it's his home. But he is still the only human on the planet. There are things that he wants that can never happen. Then familiar faces, impossible but real, show up almost literally on his doorstep. Now he has to figure out what to do with them.
Series
- Part 1 of Visitors in Time and Relativity
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
17 Jun 2026