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    All Star Weekend 2022 has been cancelled and all across social media, people are expressing their thoughts. This includes Ilya Hollander-Rozanov himself, who has posted something very enlightening indeed on Instagram.

    Or, the internet finds out about the Hollanov timeline.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?

    Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Based on a Reddit prompt by u/backtothefuture2028.

    Ilya, emotionally drained from being away from Shane for weeks and tired after a fight on ice with Dallas Kent and a tough away game loss, accidentally reveals a boyfriend at the ensuing press conference. Unable at first, then unwilling to take it back to avoid speculation, Ilya finally learns just how much support he actually has once his heart is splayed open for the world to see.

    Updated with a second chapter at Bood’s barbecue! Definitely a sillier palate cleanse after the first chapter.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    They knew it wouldn't be easy. Like everything that had happened up until this moment, they also knew it was inevitable. There would be a day when they would have to play against Shane’s old team, but most importantly, a day when they would both have to face the people Shane once considered his family.

    That day was today. And this time, Shane wasn't alone.

    Or the one time where Shane finally gets some much deserved closure (kind of) with the Metros (fuck them).

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    29 Jun 2026