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  1. Rec 23

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    “I didn’t say I didn’t want to,” Hazel clarified, her voice barely above a whisper. “I’m just not trying to.”

    PJ turned to look at her, caught off guard by the admission. Hazel’s expression was unreadable, her gaze fixed on the screen as if it were the most important thing in the world.

    “You’re missing the movie.”

    “I’ve seen Shrek before.”

    “It’s Shrek 2—”

    “—Whatever. You want to fuck?” PJ asked.

    Hazel’s shrug wasn’t a rejection, but it wasn’t the enthusiasm PJ had hoped for. “Fuck me,” PJ muttered under her breath, feeling the weight of the moment settle heavily between them.

    “Right now?” Hazel asked, eyebrows raised. “You don’t want to watch Shrek 2?” she gestured at the screen.

     

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    OR: PJ's quest to getting laid in college and how she keeps ending up in bed with Hazel even though they'd long broken up and go to college in the far ends of the country.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Remus Lupin has Veela blood, Sirius Black reads trite romance novels, and neither of them are quite sure what the fuck to do with their hands when they get to talking with one another.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    “Wow,” James laughs. “You’ve got it bad.”

    “Reckon? I’m not even sure why I’m telling you about all this. You’ve never had these problems, have you? You’re as straight as they come. You wear socks and sandals, for crying out loud!”

    James’s eyes flick over to Lily, who’s highly amused over there on her perch but says nothing, clearly not wanting to callously out James to their son without his prior consent. Which is decent of her, of course, but he really could do with a little bit of assistance from his wife as he grapples for the right words.

    “Erm,” James laughs nervously, because despite the awkwardness, maybe he really can help here. “Ah, no. Straight?” He clears his throat. “No, not so much.”

    Harry’s brow furrows. “You and… Sirius?”

    James shakes his head. “Not Sirius. But- ah, did he and Remus ever tell you the story of how they met?”

    Harry looks yet more confused. “You went to uni with Remus, right? You introduced them?”

    “Right,” James says, mouth curling up at the side. “I went to uni with Remus. I introduced them.”

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    07 Jul 2026

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    “He’s coming home, James. What the hell am I meant to do with that? It’s been eight fucking years and we’re meant to... what? Just meet him at the pub? Buy him a drink like-” He shakes his head. “What will I do with my face?”

    James takes a sip of lemonade, taking his role as designated driver very seriously as always. He has a smudge of dirt on his nose from ‘wrestling a conifer the size of a bear’, but Sirius doesn’t think to mention it because he’s somewhat preoccupied with his own problems, which, for the avoidance of doubt, are many and insurmountable.

    “Your face?”

    “Yes, exactly! It’ll give me away the second he sees me. He’ll know right away that eight bloody years has done nothing at all to dampen it down. Dripping with hurt. As if I don’t still feel-”

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    07 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 13

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    When Remus accidentally takes a potion that takes away his worries, he winds up forgetting about Sirius. Completely. Sirius does not take it well at all, but all’s well that ends well.

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    05 Jul 2026