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how will I know (if he really loves me) by lonelytaumoeba
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Jun 2026
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Rocky and Grace are finally on Erid, but Rocky's marriage is, well, on the rocks, and that's putting it nicely.
This is a Rocky-and-Grace-fake-date-to-make-Adrian-jealous story no one was asking for that I promptly delivered.
Ryland Grace will try to save his best friend's marriage with the power of friendship (is it really just friendship?), fake dating, and emotional constipation. Let's see what Rocky's seemingly emotionally unavailable husband has to say about that.
Things will go terribly wrong — and terribly right. Expect bickering, bad driving, bizarre decisions, and an alarming amount of accidental domesticity.
TLDR: Three (very differently damaged) dumbasses try to figure out how they can fit in each other's lives without anyone combusting.
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11 Jun 2026
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Richie wrinkles his nose at the grocery list filled with things like eggs, bread, and dish soap. “Okay. But only because I love you.”
Eddie grins brightly, walking away with the cart. “Thank you, Richie! Can you grab us some onions?”
Richie loves this ‘us’ business. The ‘we’ of it all. Gets his chest all fizzy like an old fashioned soda pop.
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After a long, twisting road, Richie and Eddie are happily a couple. And living together for the summer between second and third year of college! An extended series of vignettes as they navigate their new relationship.Series
- Part 2 of A Scenic Route to Love
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29 Jul 2020
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon presents: True Confessions with Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Nov 2019
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Jimmy: Now, you’ve both provided the truth in the envelope for us, so no complaining if you end up revealing something that should have remained a dark secret forever.
Richie: No chance. Edward Spaghedward knows everything there is to know about me, don’t you? I’d never hide a thing.
Eddie: Oh, so we’re not counting last week, when you hid our credit card statement down the back of the couch so that I wouldn’t find out you spent a stupid amount of money on a light-up pool table?Richie makes a press appearance on The Tonight Show to promote his forthcoming sophomore comedy special. His Twitter celebrity boyfriend makes a surprise appearance. Late night TV will do just about anything for the views. Eddie won't.
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19 Jul 2020
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we got our own sense of time by MOSTLYVOlD
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
28 Jun 2020
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He wants to talk. He does. But his body is thrumming to the beat of the words I love you and he sees the words from his phone screen every time his eyes close. The words are on the tip of his tongue ready to spill over again and again, to tell Richie a thousand times, an apology for the time he has wasted and a prayer for the future. Mostly, however, he wants to fuck him on the couch.
A companion fic for the Derry Thrift SMAU, between updates 349 and 350.
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- Part 2 of Derry Thrift AU
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29 Jun 2020
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“I fucking- uhh!! Time is frozen!” Richie shouts, pointing to Derry at large and waving his hands at the sky. There are unfalling leaves and cars seemingly parked in the middle of an intersection just a few blocks down, and a formation of birds stuck overhead. Plus! Eddie was just inside, he must have seen Ben and Bill to get out here. “How the fuck are you moving around right now!?”
Eddie does not take Richie’s invitation to look around at the surreality of their surroundings. He squints at Richie like he has just told a particularly obvious and childish lie. “Because I’m the one who froze it?”
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27 Feb 2020