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    20 Jun 2026

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    Read thru Pt 2

    Pt 1: home economics
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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
    Reentry is harder than expected.

    Pt 2: open house
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    When you’re going up in flames, sometimes other people can smell the smoke. On the flip side, at least: when you’re on fire, sometimes other people can feel the warmth.
    Or, scenes from Home Economics, told from the perspective of everyone else. (6 Parts)

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    Selected text messages from the phones of Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander, circa 2020-2021.

     
    Troy Barrett: I’m planning to drive up to Toronto to finish packing up my apartment on Saturday, and I was wondering if you’d want to grab dinner after your game while we’re both in town?
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    Jane: …did you tell Barrett about us?
    Lily: no i promise
    Lily: he maybe thinks it is possible, but i did not tell
    Jane: I don’t think he has any idea
    Lily: what makes you say this
    Jane: Just a hunch

     
    Or: Troy asks for Shane’s number, and Ilya gives it to him. What could go wrong? Or maybe more importantly, what could go right?

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Continuous "[...] Finds Out About Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov" fics.
    Meant to be crack but somehow turned serious.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Read thru Pt 2

    Pt 1: How far up do you think is this balcony
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    This is torture. They are both in LA. They have nowhere to be. And they can't meet. Because both of them are rooming with a Teammate.
    A big collab with a luxury fashion brand brought a few select players of three NHL star teams— including Hayden Pike for some reason (his eyes, Ilya thought, it's his eyes. He would never admit it out loud but Pike had pretty eyes.) to LA for a week — big photo shoots in a studio, smaller video shoots on the beach, questionable lifestyle interviews for a nicely disguised product placement in People Magazine. Big names, big money, and this big money booked exactly six hotel rooms for twelve adult men. Ilya was about to commit a felony.
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    Hayden finds out about Shane and Ilya slightly earlier, in a much more embarrassing way.

    Pt 2: Shane. What the fuck.
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    "I invited J.J. over tonight. I'm gonna tell him."
    On the other end of the line, Hayden went still for a moment. For long enough that it started to stress Shane out. So, naturally, he started sputtering into the speaker.
    "Or do you think I shouldn't? Oh no, did he say something in the locker room I didn't hear? Hayden do you think J.J. could be homophobic?? Like, I don't think he would be but I don't know actually and I'm—"
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    Shane comes out to J.J. Boiziau. It goes well. Until it doesn't. Because of a peculiar unplanned house guest.

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    ILYA: Tell Bretscher we have the condoms.
    ILYA: €5 for one. €12 for three.
    LUCA: 5??
    ILYA: Swiss use Euros, yes?
    ILYA: Don't tell me you use stupid currency too.
    LUCA: ...
    LUCA: We have Euros for Italy.
    LUCA: Five seems like a lot?
    ILYA: Tell him we have other customers. Take it or leave it.

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    Ilya starts an underground condom ring at the 2026 Winter Olympics.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    And really, he would’ve preferred if it was nothing. But no, what he sees is a string of incoming messages.
    Shane, you are the best thing in my life.
    It’s romantic. It should, by all means, make his heart stutter. But for some reason, it plummets instead. Ilya is still typing.
    I love you. Always. Maybe from the first time I saw you.
    Now Shane is really worried. Why is he-
    I am thinking only about you right now. A million memories. Thank you for those.
    Whatever happens, I am with you. Safe in your heart. I believe it.
    Shane suddenly finds it impossible to breathe. Something is wrong. Very, very, wrong.
    The plane-
    No. Absolutely not. No. He’s just freaking out, that’s all. Ilya isn’t in danger. He can’t be.
    Ilya? He texts back. I love you too. Please tell me you’re alright.
    No reply. Ilya isn’t even typing. Shane can’t possibly handle this.
    Please, Ilya, you’re scaring me.
    Still nothing.

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    The plane crash but angstier and fluffier (Ilya's phone shatters after he sends those texts so Shane crashes out properly)

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    17 Jun 2026