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    “A vacation?” Apollo asked.
    “Yeah! You know what a vacation is, right Polly? When are you going to get another opportunity like this? A beach vacation? A pool? It’s not like you could afford this place without splitting the cost.”
    One condo. Six lawyers. Seven secret plans. What could possibly go wrong?

    (Otherwise known as: If I can't have my beach vacation, someone has to.)

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    27 Jun 2026

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    23 May 2026

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    Izzy Hands is no one’s da. There’s no way he’ll be able to keep this child.

    And then...he does anyway.

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    03 May 2024

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    AAAAAAAAA

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    "He’s a pirate, he knows these things: the sun sets west, hardtack spoils last, and life is never fair. Fairness is for children and the dead. But these lessons, at the very least, were consistent."

    Nothing has gone right for Izzy Hands from the very second he set foot on Stede Bonnet's ship. His old life is gone, this vessel is a mess, and no one wants him around, least of all himself. It gets easier and easier to stop living in his life. Well, until he finds himself in pieces on Stede Bonnet's floor.

    That makes things a bit more difficult.

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    Izzy is autistic. because he is.

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    24 Jan 2024

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    Fuck this is already so good.

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    Izzy Hands, a 90s heartthrob turned casting director with an impressively average back catalogue, never foresaw his career trajectory bringing him back to television. He certainly never would've guessed that his big return would be on Strictly Come Dancing. At least it breaks the monotony, even if he's paired with the insufferable twat, the Gentleman of the Ballroom.

    It's the kind of fast-paced environment that Izzy was sure he'd long-since grown out of, and he's sure he's not going to make it past the first few weeks. Still, the more he finds himself enjoying it, the more he hopes he'll stay, and he finds himself more in love with life than he's been in years.

    Still, the talk of the curse puts Izzy on edge. Bonnet is strangely captivating and seems more interested in Izzy than Edward has in years. Izzy may not believe in them, but that's the thing about curses: once they take hold...

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    05 Dec 2023