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“I read the guide,” Jungkook muttered, insulted. “I even tried thinking about boobs and thighs and like, whatever. It just buzzed a little and then gave up.”
“Damn,” Jimin said, biting back another smile. “You couldn’t even get the AI hard.”
“Do you want me to die?”
Jimin tilted his head. “Nah. This is more fun.”
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Jimin and Jungkook, longtime roommates and “totally straight” close friends, have a yearly tradition of one-upping each other with chaotic stocking stuffer gag gifts. Last year, Jungkook won with a corn-shaped dildo engraved with “country girls make do”, leaving Jimin stunned and humbled.
But this year? Jimin’s not playing fair. He’s got a secret weapon: a top-tier AI-driven, brainwave-synced masturbator his company just finished developing. A prototype designed to read your dirtiest fantasies and milk you accordingly.
Naturally, he drops it into Jungkook’s stocking.
Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like forcing your straight roommate into a sexual identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of Holiday Fics
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Jimin has a problem.
A tall, broad-shouldered, stupidly hot problem named Jeon Jeongguk—his alpha roommate.So instead of doing something normal like flirting or confessing or maintaining even a shred of composure, Jimin copes the only way he knows how.
He writes porn.
Filthy, unhinged, deeply incriminating porn. Starring Jeongguk. Featuring scenarios Jimin has no business fantasizing about, and would likely send him into a coma had he been forced to say them to Jeongguk’s face. It’s supposed to be a harmless secret—his little form of stress relief, nothing more.
Until Jeongguk finds it.
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This series will include one-shots based on scenes from the series with an A/B/O twist and completely original one-shots sprinkled in throughout!
*Based on the series adaptation, not the novels*
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19 Mar 2026
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Take Some Advice Paesano by FeelsForBreakfast
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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Internationally-recognized musician Lan Wangji gets kidnapped by mafia kingpin Wei Wuxian. It’s all kind of a misunderstanding.
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04 Mar 2026
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Hear a song this deeply by so_shhy
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2022
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“I’m not here to help you with your work,” said Lan Zhan, injecting frost into his voice to deter any further attempts at charm. “I’ll be focusing on my research.”
Wei Ying cocked his head. “Research?” he said.
“Mm. I’m a cultivation researcher, not a department employee. I’m reconstructing the ancient musical cultivation techniques of the Lan clan.”
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Lan Zhan’s new liaison at the Caiyi Municipal Cultivation Department is an enigma – ridiculously talented, yet somehow content with mopping up spiritual pests for barely above minimum wage. Wei Ying is slapdash and irresponsible, and Lan Zhan doesn’t like him at all… but then he meets A-Yuan, who loves music and longs for a piano his father can’t afford.
Forced into cautious friendship by a four-year-old's music lessons, Lan Zhan soon realises Wei Ying is more than he seems. The single father is a man of many secrets – including, perhaps, the key to Lan Zhan's life's work. And in the meantime, the background resentment in Caiyi Town is rising to dangerous levels…
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04 Mar 2026