Kaitastrophe
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Taking place the summer before college.
Stiles was just hoping for a nap, but life had another idea, one including Derek.
Derek who just couldn't stop going off to Stiles' former English teacher, Ms. Blake, ugh.
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Death to Welcome With Open Arms by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
22 Aug 2024
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The front door opens. Louis strides into the room with Lestat a couple of steps behind him. They look flushed and well fed, and it only takes a couple of seconds’ worth of snooping in both of their blood-hazy heads to see how they’ve hunted the busy Cambridge Street bars.
“Not a single casualty between the two of us, I assure you,” Louis says, and it takes Daniel a few seconds to realize he’s saying this to placate Armand, who must likewise have been snooping. “We know that Daniel and the fledglings will need to feed and likely kill before dawn.”
Meanwhile, Lestat is staring at Daniel with a perplexing mix of alarm and admiration. He approaches Daniel with one hand outstretched, and he doesn’t stop until he’s close enough to tap Daniel’s temple hard enough to draw pinpricks of blood. He licks his fingertips.
“So I did hear what I heard. You successfully hacked Marius’s mind while the gremlin twirled his hair and giggled as a distraction,” Lestat says with a grudging smile. “It hadn’t occurred to me that the two of you might prove a formidable team, but now I believe it.”
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- Part 9 of Caldera: Mise-en-Abîme (Vol. 1)
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“Marius didn’t even bother to tell me he survived. With luck, we won’t see him for another century unless there’s trouble.”
“Listen, if there’s the kind of trouble on the horizon that the Talamasca keeps hinting at, will he and the other ancient fuckers help us?”
“I would hope so. My abilities are formidable, but what’s five hundred years to someone who has two thousand, or maybe even three?”
Daniel turns pensive as they descend the subway stairs. “Is Marius the oldest we know of?”
Armand hesitates, removing his shades as they dash onto the train. “I’m not sure,” he says.
“What do you mean?” Daniel asks, sensing that some important information is looming.
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When the driver drops them off, Armand beats Daniel to tipping him. That wad of hundred-dollar bills from his pocket trick is still shocking. Once the driver is gone, they stow their luggage in Daniel’s apartment and head right back out to feed.
The hunt is uneventful. There’s no lack of riff-raff out at this hour; they share a dirty cop, a soulless landlord, and a pedophile for dessert.
They’re both flushed, filled to the brim with warmth when they return to Daniel’s apartment. Daniel turns on all the lights with his mind, no hesitation or burning out the bulb. When Armand realizes he’s done it by flipping all the lightswitches simultaneously, he kisses him.
“You prodigy,” Armand murmurs against Daniel’s lips. “What a masterpiece.”
“Hey, you made me,” Daniel reminds him. “Not to kill the mood, but I’ve gotta go get the mail. It’s just a lockbox in the lobby. I’ll be back in five.”
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- Part 6 of Caldera: Mise-en-Abîme (Vol. 1)
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Time Has Opened Back Up to Us by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
11 Aug 2024
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Daniel has to admit that [Armand not being able to drive anything more complex than a motorbike] washes, what with how Armand had always shown up in a hired car with someone else driving the times that he’d swooped in to save Daniel from his own reckless behavior. Daniel shushes him, petting his hair. Yeah, babe, of course I’ll drive.
Navigation, though—Armand was made for it. Daniel drives five hours the first night with Armand poring over several browser windows’ worth of maps in the passenger seat. Most of this trip, Daniel knows by heart. But whenever Armand compares and contrasts potential routes to take, Daniel lets him call the shots (bonus: he has a nicer voice than Siri). They drain a pair of state troopers at a truck stop.
Night after night, they check into windowless hotel rooms with only two or three hours of darkness to spare. They fuck like runaway teenagers before falling asleep in each other’s arms until the next sunset. Drive, hunt cops, repeat. Best honeymoon Daniel’s ever had.
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- Part 5 of Caldera: Mise-en-Abîme (Vol. 1)
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It’s Not the Louvre, But It’ll Do by irisbleufic
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
11 Aug 2024
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“Was that honey and pineapple line just Louis pulling my leg?” Daniel asks, fighting the desire to sit Armand down to re-listen to the recordings and ask him to point out all the places they’re saying silly, untrue shit just to see what they can get away with. “I haven’t seen you eat regular food like I saw Louis make an effort to do that one time with dessert. Honey and pineapple? You don’t strike me as a fan of sticky stuff.”
“While it doesn’t harm me, consuming human food is a chore. Louis can, in fact, associate his mortal memories of food tastes with blood. Unfortunately, I cannot. But differences in blood type and contaminants present—alcohol, drugs, and other substances, for example—I tend to be able to detect.” Armand takes another drink, thoughtful. “You always tasted wonderful to me with brandy in your system. You still do.”
“Not so much with the other crap I used to ingest, I’m guessing.”
“Regretfully, Daniel, no. I never developed a taste for cocaine.”
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- Part 4 of Caldera: Mise-en-Abîme (Vol. 1)
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