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The Original Occupants by Aabcehmu, Grimmalkin (Grimmdrewit), JumpingJackFlash, littlepinkbeast, Melukilan, OtherCat
Fandoms: Original Work
03 Jan 2026
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Everyone has the house dream, right? The one where you're in a house that's familiar but not, with rooms that open onto each other with no real sense or reason. Sometimes something is chasing you. Sometimes there's rooms you're excited to have finally added to 'your' house.
This is that house. It lets people in, when their stories might otherwise have ended miserably, and it sends their stories off in another direction.
Adults can't see it, of course. Even adults who can do magic don't grok *magic.*Series
- Part 1 of The House
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Moving Mountains (For Fun & Profit) by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Dec 2025
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The teenage Uzumaki brothers found a still-functional travel seal in the ruins of Uzushio. Katsuo packed for a long term mission and set off into the world on the other side to learn... well, everything! Shinobi are so OP here, he quickly earned himself the title Earthquake General for using doton jutsu to do a little civil engineering. A couple of the local clans tried to make him an offer he couldn't refuse, but they weren't ready for a ninja, so it's fine. It's fine! He'll be heading home soon, and he didn't even make any friends he'll mind leaving behind.
Yep. He jinxed himself.
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This is an RP between jumpingjackflash and melukilan.
If you like reading people's RP logs, you might like it, we're very interesting and clever people.
If you want plot, or continuity, or pacing, or for the writers to not go "fuck it, beach episode!" at random, happy trails, this ain't your jam.
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One of the other boys at the orphanage remembers just enough of a past life to see Naruto as a cute kid in need of looking after. Growing up with a brother figure watching his back, Naruto isn't a desperate, love-starved, illiterate weapon ready-made for authority to wield. Some people in Konoha aren't very happy about that...
Others, though... well, it might just save their lives.
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It wasn't Agent 8 who broke it this time!
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- Part 2 of The Jumper Project
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No Other Necromancer by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
04 Aug 2025
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Alternate titles: Hell of Screaming Horses, In Our Defense We Were Left Unsupervised
RP log between melukilan and jumpingjackflash, involving jack's character Casimir Kivi (from Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead) and the cast and world of MDZS/The Untamed. JGS eventually gets tossed into a volcano by a polar bear, that probably gives you an idea of the plot/crack ratio.
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- Part 5 of Stalemate Adjacent
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There's Always Someone Better by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Original Work
03 Feb 2024
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Summoning, Lucius reflected, has never been taught at Hogwarts, not because it’s Dark, but because it’s almost always a really terrible idea.
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- Part 4 of Stalemate Adjacent
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Shen Jiu raises a cat by JumpingJackFlash, Melukilan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jan 2024
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Early disciple days Shen Jiu adopts a kitten. This changes nothing in the long run, for sure.
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- Part 1 of Shen Jiu Raises A Cat
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Least Concern by JumpingJackFlash for Melukilan
Fandoms: Naruto, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Dec 2023
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Despite appearances, the bamboo viper is not endangered.
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- Part 1 of The Third Path
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Assigned Villain At Spawn by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2023
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Who is Agent Eight and why is he allowed to just... do things?
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- Part 1 of The Jumper Project
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Shisui is reincarnated into a gothic fantasy setting, and makes a friend whether she likes it or not.
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- Part 3 of Stalemate Adjacent
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Viktor leans over the side, hardly caring whether he capsizes. Kivi are strong against cold water anyway. There’s a boiling of white bubbles in the depths and he has to see. There’s a figure in that roil, black and billowing around a pale oval that might be a face or an egg or a skull. The pressure of its presence — it is sorrowing rage, a despair like numbness around a knife.
It’s not the Death of his people, the Elk Bone God, the antlered Witness who only watches and waits so you’re not alone at the end. This is a Death that wants, and was denied, and is furious about it.
“Mirya, what have you called?” he whispers.
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- Part 2 of Stalemate Adjacent
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Things To Do In The Elemental Nations When You're Dead by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Naruto, Original Work
23 Nov 2022
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Itachi's first glance tells him Kisame is genuinely relaxed, lounging at the low table with a nail clipper and a bottle of umeshu, so he can take his time studying the other person in the room: a skinny red-haired boy sprawled starfish-like on a futon, covers shoved aside and pillow soaked in drool, wearing nothing but — “Is that my underwear?”
“Well, mine would be too big,” Kisame says reasonably. “No need to whisper, he’s dead to the world.”
“Mine should be too big as well.” He’s fourteen, not… whatever this boy is, eight or nine.
“Safety pins.”
“Why do you have my underwear? What happened to his?” It’s a silly thing to get stuck on, but he can’t seem to let it go. His relationship with Kisame is not one that admits to underwear. There’s a professional distance. This is outside his comfort zone.
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- Part 1 of Stalemate Adjacent
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Deidara meets a fellow artist.
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“I’ll get Orochimaru,” Kisame threatens. “Don’t you pass out again. I’ll do it.”
Itachi can only smile. That’s as close as his partner will get to maudlin cliches like ‘stay with me’. “You won’t,” he rasps.
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Three dark mage-kings known as the Sea Lords, the Orphaner and his two sons, hold the world in an iron grip. The reincarnation of an ancient hero known as the Sufferer leads a rebellion against their power. For all the blood and magic spilled, it seems the world will be at war forever.
Rebel spymaster Sollux Captor is kidnapped by one of the Sea Lords to break a puzzling code. He's sure his fate is interrogation and death, or worse. But the lines between friend and foe are less clear than they seemed, and his captivity may have placed him in the perfect position to turn the tide.
[inspired by the world of the 'Black Company' series by Glen Cook; you don't need to be familiar with it to understand this story.]
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Storm Warning by JumpingJackFlash
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Black Company Series - Glen Cook
20 Oct 2013
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A side story for 'The Rule of Transformation' -- what really happened between the Prince and the Titan while Sollux was on the barge.
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There are other cities like Night Vale, and the parallels are uncanny.
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Cecil is tongue-tied when he's with Carlos, but he's never at a loss for words when he's on the air.
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Wherein a pair of moirails attempt to help each other fill missing quadrants, while hiding their blood colors for disparate reasons; the awkward relationships of juvenile trolls are parodied for comedic effect; three major characters wear sunglasses; featuring graphic depictions of pale relations; several flushed kisses; and one humorous decapitation.
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Selected excerpts from Carlos's journal. Contains spoilers up through episode 27.