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Domestic Diplomacy (And Other Minefields) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2022
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Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.Series
- Part 1 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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15 Jul 2026
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Cultural Exchange by SplickedyHat, SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Oct 2022
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"Okay," you say, and Gamzee swallows hard enough the fake, vestigial little flaps on the sides of his throat give a useless empty glub. "Paint me."
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Karkat knows just exactly the measure of how you like it, the fearful flayed tenderness of his starshine paleness on your bared and naked face, and he makes full and sinful use of that knowing.Bookmarked by JestersTeeth44
15 Jul 2026
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put your hands together (and hope) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 May 2015
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You don't like this mysterious Gamzee guy. You're pretty sure saying he "doesn't like" you would be the understatement of the sweep, whatever bullshit measurement of time a sweep is. But Karkat's sick, and nobody really asked what you two like or don't like.
Time to suck it up and stab somebody. Nicely.
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15 Jul 2026
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Of course he'd caught the little glances. Sneaky or not, they'd been going on for perigees now; he would have had to be blind, and also to be hit on the head with something heavy and not skull-friendly.
At first he hadn't cared because of course it was Leader-envy, or admiration or secret crushes or what the fuck ever they had other shit to do and if someone wanted to speak up they could and in the meantime fuck you, and after that for a while he'd mostly gritted his teeth and tried to tell himself it was just paranoia and/or perfectly normal group dynamics in a long-term close quarters arrangement. Right? Right.
Only they'd never looked at him that way before he and Gamzee hooked up, and then he realized it wasn't him people looked at, it was at them.
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Now with sequel!
"Holy fucking shit, this is the kinkiest thing I have ever done."
Woo conciliatory shenanigans.
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14 Jul 2026
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"Hey, Karbro," he says quietly - it's hard to modulate his voice these days - "you got some cute motherfucking horns."
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14 Jul 2026
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The Cheater's Guide To Xenosociological Nomenclature by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Oct 2022
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Dave loves his family, but wants a shot at not living with them for a little while in hopes it'll help him chill the hell out. When he sees a troll grad student posting an ad looking for a roommate, it seems like the perfect chance to feel out who he is without constantly dealing with the entire pack.
Karkat is a really decent roommate and everything is going great until Rose decides he'd make a great pack leader.
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You are going to kill him. You're not going to let this fucking monster live!
Until his cold fingers freeze your anger, stopping you.
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14 Jul 2026
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John goes wandering off with a murderclown on the loose, and Karkat has to save him from his own stupidity.
You’re tired and crankier than usual and off-kilter and you’re totally blowing this out of proportion. You are going to find John and drag him back to safety by his stupid blue hood and everything’s going to be fine.
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14 Jul 2026
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i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely. by roachpatrol for Bendieci
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Nov 2011
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He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.
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13 Jul 2026
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Waking up naked, under the table in the kitchen of the apartment you share with two humans really isn't as much as a surprise as it should be.
And embarrassment comes in the shape of a spade and the color of mahogany.
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13 Jul 2026
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You don't have much time left.
You want to go out of this world the way you spent your life.Draw your gun, Eridan Ampora.
Dave Strider doesn't go easy, even when he's the one who wants to die.STRIFE!
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13 Jul 2026
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When the bucket comes spiraling out of the girl shaped hole in the universe, a little orange card comes tumbling with it. You, Eridan Ampora, are the only one who notices the card and the strange little egg that's trapped inside of it.
But you can't keep a secret that keeps on growing.
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13 Jul 2026
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Your moirail has died and you were not there for him.
He has been buried and you did not even pay respects to his body before hand. You had no time to.
So you go to his gravesite and you pay your last respects, but there's someone there you don't expect. In fact he's the last one you expect to be there.You are Karkat Vantas, and somehow, you keep out-living all your friends.
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13 Jul 2026
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Man, Dave thought getting through adolescence was a pain in the ass for HUMANS. He had no idea how good they have it, until he saw what trolls got to go through.
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12 Jul 2026
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You can't control your lungs. It's ridiculous, this is just a bit of rope, you could bite or claw through it if you tried hard enough (no you couldn't, he's too good at this.)
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12 Jul 2026
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It's Probably Plain to See That I Got a Whole Lot of Pain In Me by mercurialMalcontent
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Apr 2012
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Your moirail is something of a shambling disaster -- his hair is a tangled, frizzy mess, his clothes are tattered at the hems and grimy, and he could stand a wash or five himself. But it isn't, you've realized, that Gamzee doesn't want to care for himself, it's more that he doesn't know how to take care of himself well. You're not sure why, since he had access to the same schoolfeeding as everyone else, but maybe it was because he was alone too much for so long. Maybe it's hard to care, or know to care, when there's no one to fuss over you.
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12 Jul 2026
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When you went into the dark room to find you snuggle up to your mirthful brother, you didn't expect him to already be awake. And you definitely didn't expect him to start strangling you.
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- Part 2 of HSWC 2014 Fills
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12 Jul 2026
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The game remakes the world when they win. It forgets one thing.
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12 Jul 2026
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Concerning the Life and Times of Karkat Vantas, who cared too much and slept too little.
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11 Jul 2026
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You’re both wearing your colours on the outside, and neither one of you looks good in red. [IMAGE HEAVY]
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11 Jul 2026