Jess_The_Mess_05
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Stanford Pines did not know how he ended up here.
“Hiya, Fordsy! Welcome to the Theraprism, where I reign supreme with my loyal henchman by my side while we plot our inevitable escape! Wanna meet one? It sure wants to meet you!”
“Bill. That's a sock puppet.”
“Look, Stanford, I'm working with limited material here.”
But, he mused, maybe there was a way he could make this work.(aka: the one wherein ford is visiting his (ex)-husband in prison)
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24 Jan 2025
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Everyday feels the same. You wake up in the same small apartment, look for jobs you haven't already been rejected from for one reason or another, and try to keep your mental health from getting any worse. To make matters worse, your neighbor has kept flirting and asking you out, no matter how loudly you tell her no. Just as the routine was pushing you to your breaking point, you got that email. "Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex™ is excited to inform you that we have found a position for you in our establishment as [Daycare Assistance]. Welcome to the Faz Family™ [insert applicant name]!" It wasn't your first choice of the job you actually wanted, but it was better than none. You just hoped whoever was running the daycare didn't hate you
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- Part 1 of Broken Hearts and Rusted Bolts au
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"We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”
“I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.
“Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."
Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.
“I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"
Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.
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01 Oct 2024
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Bill Cipher Calls a Temporary Truce for Girl's Night????????? and other notes that Ford will HATE to read in the Journal later by biDEMONium
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
21 Aug 2024
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This is all so disconcerting that Bill Cipher--scourge of realms, destroyer of worlds, a monster and a demon and a being of pure, evil chaos--actually blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the truth, or at least part of it.
"Your stupid uncle DUMPED ME!!!!" he wails, glowing red with miserable rage.
Or: Mabel has GOT THIS.
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27 Sep 2024
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Both sets of Pines twins are back in Gravity Falls for a reunion however reminiscing takes a turn when they realize that Ford wasn't around for 9/11
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25 Sep 2024