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"Jesus," Eddie mutters, once the dust has settled. "You look like a vampire's wet dream."
Steve squints at him through the drip of blood.
"Just... Just get the first aid kit," he says.
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Eddie takes care of Steve post-fight with an off screen bad guy.
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Written for steddiesmuttyseptember Week Two: Tongue
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- Part 7 of Steddie Smutty September
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Steve's just trying to get Eddie to stop being a dick, but things get a little crazy.
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Written for Switch Eddie Week's prompt: Wrestling, with additional wheel prompts: Spit Kink, Power Play, & Clothed Sex
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- Part 7 of Specific Character Events
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06 Jul 2026
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Steve's living alone, broke, and keeps swallowing secrets. The Job Ad section of the newspaper has a revelation for him.
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Somewhere between carefully eating a burger with one hand and making it back to Hawkins, Steve gets the thought that Eddie would think this is really cool of him.
Of course, there’s no way he can be sure that’s true, but maybe... maybe it doesn’t matter. It’s not like he’s bastardizing the memory of the guy, if he just thinks it privately in his head. Sure, Eddie would probably want to see a woman in her underwear serving food instead, but surely he’d get it, on some level?
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Written for Switch Eddie Week's prompt: Display, Orgasm Delay, Obedient with additional wheel prompts: Decoration, Human Furniture / Forniphilia, Exhibitionism, & Audience
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- Part 8 of Specific Character Events
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Design Thinking for Everyday Life by lyricl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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"So how humans pick partner?"
"Well, sexually speaking, I guess a lot of humans go off of looks,” said Grace. “Physical appearance.”
“Physical appearance!” Rocky was scandalized. “No good. Bad variable. Tell you nothing. Have to run experiment. Have to try.”
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04 Jul 2026
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Work has been hell lately, and Dan's goal this Friday night is to turn his brain off for as long as it’ll let him. This doesn’t look like sinking into a nice bath or curling up in front of the TV; he needs a shock to his system, and he needs to find the perfect stranger in this bar to give it to him. When he locks eyes with a dark-haired man wearing a suit in the shadows, there's the click of instant attraction, and Dan doesn't need much more than that to follow him deeper into the club.
(not technically a sequel to "It Was Saturday Night (I Guess That Makes It Alright)" but they're definitely best friends that make out sometimes)
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- Part 7 of come sail away to danbert islands..
- Part 2 of saturday night island
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01 Jul 2026
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For a species equipped with a goddamn genuine tentacle penis, troll sex is surprisingly vanilla. Dave takes advantage of a bet with Sollux to rectify this travesty.
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24 Jun 2026
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"Carlos realizes shortly into their sixth (official) date why he's never seen Cecil drink."
Or, Cecil is a lightweight and it's a flimsy excuse to write porn.
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24 Jun 2026
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Izzy thought he would die when he threw himself off the Revenge. Instead, a monster caught him.
Kinktober fill for breeding and tentacles
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- Part 1 of beloved monster
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24 Jun 2026
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My name is Lucifer, please take my hand by starrypawz for Daraasum
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Oct 2023
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In which Eddie Munson is an incubus but also at the end of the day, he is still Eddie Munson
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- Part 3 of Kickstart My Heart
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24 Jun 2026
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Stiles' dreams about the Nemeton take an interesting turn. (Stiles/Nemeton tentacle sex. Heed the warnings.)
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24 Jun 2026
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Stiles looks up. Slowly. “Holy shit,” he says. The tentacle is attached to more tentacles which are attached to a giant glowing squid thing. “That is not the droid we were looking for.”
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24 Jun 2026
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Sam and Dean summon a tentacle monster (on purpose).
Dean has sex with the tentacle monster (not on purpose).
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24 Jun 2026
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With a tired sigh, Steve finally turns toward Eddie, “I don’t want to talk about it. Can we ignore what happened? I want to spend some time with you.”
“My place?” Eddie asks, softly, stroking Steve’s head.
“Isn’t it underwater? I can’t really breathe underwater, Eddie!” Steve chuckles.
“You’ll have to hold your breath only for a few moments. And then we’ll be home.”
Steve’s frowns, confused, “I don’t know what you mean.”
“Come with me.” Eddie whispers, nuzzling at Steve’s neck, “I want you. I wanted you for the longest time and now I think you’re ready.”Bookmarked by JdReal
24 Jun 2026
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Venom finds out about tentacle porn.
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- Part 4 of One Last Ride: Symbrock Kinktober 2024
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24 Jun 2026
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My suggestion? Run.
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- Part 82 of Merlin's magic
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19 Jun 2026
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In which Merlin drinks truth potion and, in attempting to hide his magic, involuntarily shares with Arthur another secret.
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18 Jun 2026
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“Truth spell,” Merlin said. “The sorcerer from earlier, the one in the woods. The dust he threw over us.”
“You should go tell the others,” Arthur said.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m under the spell too.”
Arthur raised an eyebrow. “And you’re in the habit of lying?”
“Yes,” Merlin said helplessly.
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18 Jun 2026
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i'm gonna start a rumour by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
27 Dec 2025
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Steve hears that line all the time and goes in anyway. Don’t you Steve?
Eddie smirks as he lets them into the van, still bickering. Fuck, what a day. What a week. And now his brain is on a loop, sleep deprived and laser focused on whether the rumour mill is true or false. On whether or not Steve really is hung like a horse.
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spurred on by robin's quip at the wsqk, eddie fucks around (and finds out)
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15 Jun 2026
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ABSTRACT:
Regular illness is a normal part of everyday life to many, but a very small percentage of the population suffers from an added condition, colloquially known as “being really weird about it.” This study explores a variety of methods in improving symptoms of illness, with data collected through lying, manipulation, and pointlessly complicated schemes. Additionally, it examines the relationship between the researcher and his subject, The Sick Freak. Findings suggest that there’s still a lot to learn about one’s partner, even after 7 years.(sequel to I Should Be Harder To Kill)
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- Part 6 of come sail away to danbert islands..
- Part 2 of harder to kill island
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If I'm Crazy... by Mystirium_Inc
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
18 Aug 2023
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“Any chance you’re willing to help me take the stitches out then?” Peter asks, “The wounds already closed, and my healing factor makes them heal over if I don’t take them out quick. Think I can get most of them, but not the ones on my back.”
“Hey, no worries, Petey. I can take ‘em all out. Pulling your own stitches out is a bitch and a fuckin half,” Wade offers, patting the Futon next to him for Peter to scooch closer. When he shuffles up, Wade helps him take the oversized shirt off and starts gently prodding at some of the bigger wounds, all of them practically closed.
Peter felt an unexplained, pleasant kind of nervous energy being this close to Wade. He can feel the heat coming off the merc from this close. Even with the gloves on, the press of Wade's hands makes his heart pick up a bit.
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After a Bank Robbery a la explosives leaves Spidey all banged up, Deadpool helps patch him up. Queue caring best bud, Wade Wilson.
The touch of Wade's scarred hands gets Peter all hot and bothered and he starts to get curious about other ways that skin might feel nice...
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13 May 2026