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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Harry Potter’s eighteenth birthday was supposed to be quiet. Instead, there was Firewhiskey, a Muggle speaker that nearly tore Grimmauld Place apart, and… well. Let’s just say nobody expected the Boy Who Lived to end up on the table.

    What happened after? That’s the story people will be telling for years.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Love Author Crazy fixs

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    Harry gets his magical inheritance as a Necromancer on his 16th birthday, the first in centuries. Unsure of his future or even who to trust after the Light shuns him, Harry turns to the Dark, the only other side that can assist him in seeking his revenge. However, it's all just temporary. It's just an alliance until his goals are met and then that's it. Just temporary...right?
    Slight Dumbledore and some Order member bashing. Sane Voldemort but Horcruxes do exist. A Harry/Voldemort but incredibly slow-burn. Not really graphic in deaths at least not yet. If that changes the rating will change.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    This is goood
    Slow
    Slow
    But so good
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    From midnightfuckingmayor on Tumblr:

    Dark AU where the trio is sorted into Slytherin
    Hermione, who wants to use knowledge to change the world
    Ron, who wants to finally be free of his family’s shadow
    Harry, who wants to be great, to be admired, to be free

    (Title subject to change)

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    01 Apr 2026

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    Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.

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    Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.

    Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.

    “Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired

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    28 Mar 2026

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    So perfict

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    A war-torn and weary Harry Potter manages to find his way back in time. Unlike what he's expecting, he finds a world without the war-monger Voldemort and no real place for him to fit in. Stuck where he is, he decides to make the best of it and carve out a life for himself with the preparations he'd made, no matter what he has to carve through to get that.

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    22 Jan 2026

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