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• Honey, the giant robots stole our tires again...! by Janayuga

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Aligned continuity  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  19 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Breakdown (Transformers)
  • Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Minor Characters
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Megatron (mentioned)
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Optimus Prime
  • Miko Nakadai
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
  • Jack Darby
  • Agent William Fowler
  • Soundwave (mentioned)
  • Suggestive Themes
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Conjunx Endurae (Transformers)
  • Knock Out and Breakdown are conjunx endurae
  • Established Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Knock Out and Breakdown are velocitronians
  • Fluff and Humor
  • Shoplifting
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Kissing
  • Making Out
  • Flirting
  • Banter
  • Teasing
  • One Shot
  • Starscream is catching strays
  • Knock Out is down bad for Breakdown
  • Breakdown is down bad for Knock Out
  • Knock Out is a terrible liar
  • good thing Breakdown always comes prepared
  • Breakdown gets to be the tease for once
  • Breakdown gets anxious easily but Knock Out grounds him
  • They piss me off btw
  • Knock Out makes car noises when hes flustered
  • William Fowler is SO done and entirely underpaid for this bullshit
  • Ratchet and Optimus are fighting for THEIR LIFE (no clickbait)
  • think of the children
  • (does Knock Out hating purple count as 'Soundwave catching strays?')
  • no beta we die like cliffjumper
  • Pre-Predacons Rising (Prime Movie)
  • Pre-Season 1 Episode 16 (Operation: Breakdown)
  • how dare you name that episode like that btw
  • fuck you
  • Implied Sexual Content

  Summary

  Even Decepticons deserve to treat themselves to something nice every once in a while.

  Or:

  Knock Out and Breakdown go windowshopping and kiss about it.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,708

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  24

  Hits:

  80

• Optimus and Ratchet are NOT jealous. (Ok, maybe they are a little bit...) by Janayuga

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers : Aligned Continuity  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  17 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Optimus Prime/Ratchet
  • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
  • Ultra Magnus/Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Breakdown/Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Arcee/Cliffjumper (Transformers)
  • Megatron/Starscream (Transformers)
  • ArceeCliffjumper is mentioned in one sentence
  • June Darby/Agent William Fowler
  • June/William is mentioned in one sentence
  • Megatron/Starscream is heavily implied
  • Optimus Prime
  • Orion Pax
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Bulkhead (Transformers)
  • Arcee (Transformers)
  • Smokescreen (Transformers)
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Ultra Magnus (Transformers)
  • Miko Nakadai
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
  • Jack Darby
  • June Darby
  • Starscream (Transformers)
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Knock Out (Transformers)
  • Breakdown (Transformers)
  • Established Relationship
  • Conjunx Endurae (Transformers)
  • Conjunx Ritus (Transformers)
  • Transformers Spark Bonds
  • Optimus and Ratchet are Conjunx Endurae
  • and they still do not even get to hold hands in public
  • Public Display of Affection
  • Kissing
  • Hand Kisses
  • Holding Hands
  • like...alot
  • Neck Kissing
  • Making Out
  • Ratchet is So Done (Transformers)
  • Ratchet's Antenna
  • Ratchet's Sirens
  • lots of finial moving
  • Walking in on Someone
  • Suggestive Themes
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Fluff and Humor
  • No Angst
  • Breakdown Lives (Transformers)
  • Pre-Predacons Rising (Prime Movie)
  • Predacons Rising never happens
  • Touch-Starved Optimus Prime
  • Old Married Couple
  • Miko is the most competent Wrecker
  • UltraJack try to get it on right infront of Ratchet's salad
  • Wheeljack has no shame
  • Ultra Magnus is not immune to Wheeljack's rizz
  • Ratchet and Optimus are so in love it's grossing me out frfr
  • Transformers Prime: The Game Ending Cutscene...iykyk
  • lots of sunset watching
  • Starscream catches strays
  • Knock Out and Breakdown are so in love it's grossing me out frfr
  • Size Difference
  • no seriously...have you SEEN the size diff between Optimus 2.0 and Ratchet?
  • Knock Out forged his medical degree
  • he is NOT a doctor.
  • The Decepticon medbay is running on a youtube tutorial and a prayer
  • Starscream and Megatron are lowkey bumping uglies btw
  • Possessive Knock Out
  • Ratchet is very petty over Megatron
  • Happy Ending

  Summary

  After millions of stellar cycles spent loving one another from afar, Optimus Prime and Ratchet are finally conjunxed.
  Keeping their bond hidden from the Decepticons was supposed to be the difficult part.

  Neither of them anticipated that pretending to still be "just old friends" around the family they'd built on Earth would prove infinitely harder.

  Or:
  And two ancient, touch-starved Cybertronians finally realize they're allowed to hold hands in public.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Autbots are NOT jealous. (ok, maybe they are a little bit...)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  16,414

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  28

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  280

• Optimus is NOT jealous. (ok, maybe he is a little bit...) by Janayuga

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Aligned continuity  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  12 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Optimus Prime/Ratchet
  • Orion Pax/Ratchet
  • Ratchet & Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Ultra Magnus/Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Minor Ultra Magnus/Wheeljack
  • Optimus Prime
  • Orion Pax
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Wheeljack (Transformers)
  • Ultra Magnus (Transformers)
  • Bumblebee (Transformers)
  • Arcee (Transformers)
  • Smokescreen (Transformers)
  • Bulkhead (Transformers)
  • Miko Nakadai
  • Rafael "Raf" Esquivel
  • Jack Darby
  • Megatron is mentioned in one sentence
  • Elita One is mentioned in one sentence
  • so is Jazz Ironhide and Prowl
  • Pining
  • Mutual Pining
  • Requited Unrequited Love
  • Jealousy
  • Jealous Optimus Prime
  • Optimus Prime? more like Optimus PINE
  • Oblivious Orion Pax
  • Orion Pax Being an Idiot
  • Optimus overthinks
  • Optimus Prime and Ultra Magnus are Siblings
  • the autism brothers
  • Wheeljack has ADHD
  • Ratchet is the yearner of the century
  • Feelings Realization
  • Attempt at Humor
  • Several references to TV shows I have never watched
  • Ratchet and Wheeljack are friends and get along surprisingly well
  • Cute Ending
  • Ratchet knows ball and by ball I mean he knows UltraJack are kissin
  • Wheeljack knows ball and by ball I mean he knows Ratchet is down bad for Optimus
  • Optimus doesnt know ball
  • lots of finial moving because im obsessed with them and im making it everyone's problem
  • Happy Ending

  Summary

  It takes Optimus Prime approximately four million years to realize Ratchet had been trying to court Orion Pax.
  It takes him about four days to not only realize that he's hopelessly inlove with Ratchet, but also that even the wisest of Primes aren't immune to jealousy.

  Wheeljack is also there.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Autbots are NOT jealous. (ok, maybe they are a little bit...)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,991

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  62

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  558

• Ratchet is NOT jealous. (ok, maybe he is a little bit...) by Janayuga

  Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime, Transformers: Exodus, Transformers: Aligned continuity  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M, Multi, Other
  • Complete Work

  04 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Megatron/Optimus Prime
  • Megatron/Orion Pax
  • Optimus Prime/Ratchet
  • Orion Pax/Ratchet
  • Megatron & Orion Pax & Ratchet
  • Orion Pax & Ratchet
  • Orion Pax & Ratchet & Jazz & Prowl & Ironhide
  • Jazz & Prowl
  • Jazz & Ratchet
  • Jazz & Orion Pax
  • Jazz/Prowl (Transformers)
  • Orion Pax/Ratchet is one-sided
  • Jazz/Prowl is implied but can be read as platonic too
  • toxic Megatron/Orion Pax
  • Megatron (Transformers)
  • Optimus Prime
  • Orion Pax
  • Ratchet (Transformers)
  • Jazz (Transformers)
  • Prowl (Transformers)
  • Ironhide (Transformers)
  • Ironhide is in like 2 sentences
  • Sentinel Prime and Alpha Trion are mentioned
  • Pining
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • Unrequited Love
  • Unrequited Crush
  • Possibly Unrequited Love
  • Orion Pax has a celebrity crush on Megatronus
  • Mentioned Drinking of Alcohol
  • but its very brief
  • Orion gets shitfaced once
  • Mentioned vomiting after said alcohol drinking
  • but its also very brief
  • again: Orion gets shitfaced once
  • Jazz and Prowl have the sexual tension of 1000 suns
  • Jazz does not take anything seriously ever
  • until its too late
  • Jazz should not be ever giving anyone ever relationship advice
  • ratchet is done with jazz' bullshit
  • and jazz is done with ratchet's bullshit
  • ironhide is there for once scene and he wants violence
  • everyone is high cortisol here
  • especially prowl
  • prowl is done with everyone's bullshit
  • Minor Character Death
  • Continuity Soup (Transformers)
  • but it's only mentioned in one sentence
  • Megatron is a shithead
  • Jazz ragebaits
  • jazz eats the equivalent of an entire basked worth of of olive garden breadsticks in one sitting
  • jazz is the ultimate dgafer
  • we all need a jazz in our life
  • they got them unlimited olive garden breadsticks going on
  • Pre-Slash
  • Pre-War

  Summary

  Ratchet never believed in love at first sight.

  Then he met Orion Pax.
  Stellar cycles later, Orion is still the kind-hearted archivist Ratchet fell in love with- only now every conversation begins and ends with one name:

  Megatronus.

  -

  Or Orion's friends watch him get into a toxic relationship and seeing all the red flags pop up and still not doing anything about it.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Autbots are NOT jealous. (ok, maybe they are a little bit...)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,036

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  54

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  581