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Lay of Mayor Lamp by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Norse Religion & Lore
14 Nov 2022
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In the Lay of Thrym, Thor cross-dresses as Freya, Goddess of Beauty, and marries the giant Thrym in order to get back Mjolnir (as a wedding present). Thor is, shall we say, not the sneakiest fellow-- so Loki accompanies him as a handmaiden to trick the giants into believing the disguise. Let's reimagine this slightly, with Chad as Thor, Morgan as Loki, Mayor Lamp as Thrym, and of course Pebbly as Mjolnir.
Morgan has to teach Chad how to grift in order to swindle back Pebbly from Mayor Lamp. This is going to go great
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A thief and a knight by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Norse Mythology, Arthurian Mythology
07 Nov 2022
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King Arthur/Sir Gawain and the Green Knight AU. A (Green Knight-Norse Myth Loki inspired fusion) Alex is roaming the British countryside looking for fights and challenging the entire courts of random lords. Morgan is a thief and hedgewitch competing with their rival, Oxford James, while keeping one step ahead of Sir Barnaby the Brave and his loyal hounds. Alex comes across Morgan mid-heist accidentally and is intrigued. Morgan would prefer to complete this heist without annoying trickster gods but when has the universe ever done what Morgan wanted...
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“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
“Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
And Lily Potter stepped aside.
Voldemort stared at her.
“... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
“No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
"You belong to me now" he whispered.
And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.
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A Dead Man's Guide to Reliving Your Youth by Spork_in_the_Road
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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After dying in the forbidden forest at Voldemort's hand--after going to the Kings Cross of his afterlife--Harry is returned to his 11-year-old self with no memories of his life before, just a vague sense of doom and weird knowledge of the wizarding world (and its inhabitants) that he can't quite explain. With only his ever-present sense of deja-vu to guide him into making better choices than last time, Harry embarks on a journey to save the wizarding world once again, and this time save himself as well.
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15 Jun 2026
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After his name came out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry woke to a disturbing reality. The wizarding world only saw him as an expendable pawn, his carefree attitude towards studying left him struggling to survive, and he had never truly appreciated the one, constant companion at his side—Hermione Granger. It was high time for change. Gradual Grey!HHR.
Illustrations for each chapter by Arishatistic.
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"We would like to give you a chance.”
“A chance?”
“That’s right.”
“A chance at what?”
“Why, at living, Mr Potter.”
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When Harry Potter is approached by a mysterious third party organisation that offers him the chance of a lifetime, he finds himself flung five decades into the past with a new name, new parents, and one hell of a mission.
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