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(Possibly) For the Greater Good by ItsAllAMetaphor
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Doctor Strange (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jan 2024
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Wherein Loki and Mobius pine and reunite.
Or, Stephen Strange feels Loki upheave and rearrange all of time, wonders "what the fuck" and immediately starts chasing down answers, creating a domino effect through all of time's branches.
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The Palimpsest of Daniel Molloy by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
25 Jun 2026
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Hey gang, Daniel pictured himself saying upon returning to Auvergne. We went on honeymoon to Iceland and came back married, which sounds backwards, but hear me out—it’s kinky, it’s a kink thing, we’re doing kink. It’s also like a game of gay chicken? Except involving a total lack of prenuptial agreements and the transferral of millions of dollars of property, investments, and liquid cash. Imagine marriage before feminism, but make it gay and kinky. Like that, that’s what we’re doing. For sex reasons. Because it gets us off like crazy, you would not believe how hard it’s getting us off. Well, you will believe soon enough, actually, from the way we are about to behave in public. Sorry not sorry.
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In which Daniel takes his turn holding the reins, Armand gets to rest while processing his trauma with as much kink as possible, almost no one in the coven bats an eye at their antics, and love unlocks eternity.
(Sequel to "Daniel Molloy's Incredible Showstopping World Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock)". Updates weekly on Saturdays)
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Daniel Molloy’s Incredible Showstopping World-Famous Model Train Extravaganza for Children and Easily-Awed Vampires (Please Knock) by Ariaste
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
03 Dec 2024
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In which Daniel Molloy pulls himself together (then has another nervous breakdown, then pulls himself together again), Armand doesn't know what a 3D printer is, Benji has a Plan (of which Step H is roughly shaped like the movie The Parent Trap), and nobody here can keep their noses out of each other's business.
(Or: In which the author is on a holy crusade to right the wrongs Anne committed in Blood Communion, such as not mentioning Daniel even once.)
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“People call in sometimes, and they say, ‘Whatever happened to the Vampire Daniel, anyway?’ What am I supposed to say, you know? ‘Oh, Daniel Molloy? Yeah, he lives in my house, he’s got a room up in the attic with some mad science experiments or something, we’re blood relatives, but I don’t know what’s going on with him; we don’t talk.’ Come on. That’s not responsible journalism. The people want to know!”
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28 Jun 2026
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Disinclination by GraveVellichor for AngstyThumbs
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
24 May 2023
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Kirigan decides that his Kirigan era is over.
It’s simple, fake his death, make his way to the Shu Han coast, start a little family for the optics, and then wait.
Then, he meets the Cartographer.
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26 Jun 2026
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and it all breaks down at the first rehearsal by pensiveAbstraction
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Sep 2025
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Mu Qingfang walks him inside and gently pushes him down into an armchair sitting in the corner. He goes back to the door and firmly closes it, applying what’s probably a privacy talisman.
“Now,” he says, pulling a chair over to sit right across from Shen Yuan. “What seems to be the problem, Shen-shizhi?”
Qing Jing disciple Shen Yuan sneaks out in the night to visit the medical peak when he finds himself down with a certain kind of affliction.
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- Part 2 of bottom shen yuan week 2025
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15 Jun 2026
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“A victory for us,” Jaster says, low, and a hand curls around Mace's hip as he leans over him. “The Master of the Order, finally captured. What will your Republic give to ransom you back, Master Windu?”
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- Part 22 of Kinktober 2025
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15 Jun 2026