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The Twice Told Tale of Thorin Oakenshield by TheLadyZephyr
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Nov 2016
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- 39,110
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- 3
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06 Jun 2026
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This little game of yours by fia_fico
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Sep 2022
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"Staring at that door again, father?", came the voice of the one hovering above him, a breathy laugh escaping his lips, almost mockingly.
"... It's risky."
And it really was, without a doubt.
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(Hello, English is not my native language and it's currently 03:47 am so, please, be nice)Series
- Part 4 of Shameful smut
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24 May 2026
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Either must die at the hand of the other by Metalomagnetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2022
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Voldemort survives the Battle of Hogwarts because Harry Potter had not been the one to kill him, as the prophecy demands.
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- Part 1 of Either must die
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- English
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- 260,011
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- 25/25
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- 54
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13 May 2026
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6-year-old Harry accidentally time travels to the winter of 1927 and finds baby Tom Riddle in a dumpster. Harry doesn't trust anyone and decides to keep the baby for himself.
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- 9/20
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09 May 2026
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Voldemort finds out Harry is a horcrux. He can't kill Harry unless he wants to destroy his own soul. He can't let anyone hurt Harry either. He obliviates and kidnaps Harry taking him to a remote village, deciding to keep him there until he finds a way to extract his soul and kill Harry Potter. Except Harry wakes up with no memories, thinking they are married.
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- English
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- 52,112
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- 12/20
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09 May 2026
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Have you ever pictured Lord Voldemort changing diapers?
He hasn’t, either.
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- Part 2 of Daddymort
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01 May 2026
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27 Apr 2026
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6 years after the War, Severus Snape thought he would be able to enjoy a peaceful life in his cottage, selling potions and sweets he made himself.
He wanted nothing to do with the general public, nor the public's favorite Golden Boy.
But if you know Severus' life, it never goes the way he wanted.So, on a random day, when he had an amnesiac Golden Boy at his doorstep, insisting that they were lovers and had to live together,...
Severus wanted to commit murder.
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- English
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- 49,342
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- 18/?
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21 Apr 2026
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When Will gets out of the BSHCI, he resumes therapy with Hannibal Lecter. His stress levels are through the roof, and Hannibal makes an offer that Will doesn't turn down.
Hannibal assumes he's going to take Will to bed and make love to a fragile man, shy and delicate.
Will enjoys taking Hannibal to bed, and proving him wrong.
OR the story where Hannibal is shocked to find out that Will is a profiler in the streets, but a demon in the sheets.
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- English
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- 48,090
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- 7/7
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- 4
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29 Mar 2026
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Pregnant Eggsy, week by week. Lots of fluff, some smut. Other tags will be added as the story goes on.
***ON HIATUS***
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15 Feb 2026
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Eggsy Unwin had been born into a relatively well-off family.
He grew up in a London townhouse on the nicer side of the city, his childhood funded by a grant that his mother had inherited after the loss of his father in the Boer War.
However, after a one night stand with a man in a molly house, Eggsy is forced to move to the countryside to hide the fact that he's carrying a child from an unknown father.
Edwardian AU, set around 1910.
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12 Feb 2026
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See, Eggsy doesn't know what to do with this. He'd always known he'd been dealt a bad hand, but he wasn't sure just how bad a hand it was until now. He's got enough on his plate as it is, he never asked to be put on some sort of international hit list, and he absolutely did NOT ask to be protected (read: stalked) by one of the hottest men he's ever seen.
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12 Feb 2026
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Michelle Unwin overdoses on laced oxycontin four days before her only child's sixteenth birthday, leaving Eggsy Unwin in Dean Baker's custody. With no buffer to protect him Eggsy is left to rot at the hands of Dean's street dogs, sold and bought and suffering for it all. When he decides he's had enough, Dean ends up dead.
He calls the number on his medallion a few years early. This changes everything.
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- English
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- 8,627
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- 2/?
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12 Feb 2026
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12 Feb 2026
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Harry Hart is magnanimous enough to allow his ex-wife's son to stay with him for the summer, so when it all seems to be going far better than expected, he gathers that's his divine repayment.
Then Charlie brings his boyfriend home, and Harry is reminded that no good deed goes unpunished.
[Now completed, so those afraid of WIPs can dive on in!]
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- English
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12 Feb 2026
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How Harry and Eggsy Ruined the Bi-Annual Hart Family Reunion by novoki
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
13 Feb 2022
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He checked his emails again – more rejection letters, great – before wasting some time dicking around on the internet. Eventually he remembered what Jamal said and reluctantly made his way to Craigslist.
He was just about to log off for the night and try and get some sleep when something caught his eye and made him burst out into laughter:
Looking for someone to accompany me to a family reunion and piss off my homophobic father. In three weeks, my entire upper-class family will be gathering in the countryside and I wish to bring along a boyfriend who will absolutely infuriate them – young, working class, preferably with a regional accent. No amount of “bruvs” is too many. I am prepared to pay handsomely, and even more for every time you manage to make the vein on my father’s forehead throb.
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It's the bi-annual family reunion of the Hart family, and if Harry has to spend one more second with his homophobic father then he'll start breaking necks. So, the obvious solution is to place an ad on Craigslist and find a chav to pretend to be his boyfriend with whom he can piss his father off.
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12 Feb 2026
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Eggsy's cam modelling ain't gonna make his fame and fortune, but - especially when you add in a favourite regular and a shiny new toy - it's a hell of a way to pass a Tuesday evening.
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12 Feb 2026
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Even if Harry wasn't a Kingsman, some things remain unchanged.
Harry is still a soft boy tired of snobs. He still works at Kingsman, albeit only as a tailor.
Eggsy still has a violent upbringing. He still has a heart of gold and tries his best for his sister.
V-Day still happened, and it leaves Eggsy as Daisy's single caretaker. It also leaves Harry with only one eye.Harry and Eggsy still meet, and this is how it happens.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Help, Merlin… she’s trying to kill me!” There’s absolutely nothing like panic in his voice. He’s flirting with their magician, if it is possible to flirt by appearing naked and nearly impaled on Roxy’s cock in Merlin’s own bed.
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09 Feb 2026
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Eggsy likes his men like he likes his whiskey- twice his age and from Scotland. Merlin likes his men like he likes his wine- soft, round and sweet. Eggsy sees a challenge, and he’s never backed down from a challenge.
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08 Feb 2026