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The Funny Part is That They’re Both Cats by kentler
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2026
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【INITIATING MISSION: ‘Become a True Catboy or Fucking Explode!’ ₍^>ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ START】Shen Yuan transmigrates into early PIDW as a cat demon and gets picked up by the scum villain! Now his system keeps giving him cat-related missions such as ‘cats must play!’ or ‘all cats purr!’ and even ‘cats often go into heat!’. Ignore that last one, actually.
So begins Shen Yuan’s balancing act of completing these nonsensical missions, hiding his identity, and staying on the good side of the super tsundere, cat-like man known as Shen Jiu, who keeps saying stuff like ‘I’ll kill you if I find out you’re a demon’.
TDLR; this whole fic is an elaborate excuse to write catboy!SY going into heat.
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we’re dancing around the kitchen by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2024
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“I made you ‘Love for All Seasons’ stew,” Xie Lian says.
Hua Cheng makes an odd sort of choking noise that the sound department either will or will not be generous enough to edit out during post-production. “It’s beautiful.”
Lan Wangji regards the stew. “This looks like it was regurgitated.”
OR: an mdzs/tgcf crossover au of worst cooks in america
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You love to spend time in your favorite coffee shop while you work. But your routine days were soon interrupted by the appearance of a short skeleton monster. As the days go by, you couldn’t help but be amazed yet very concerned over the way this skeleton consistently ordered the most outrageous, over the top caffeinated beverages imaginable.
How did the ridiculous amount of caffeine consumption not stop this monster’s soul? And why did he, and another, taller skeleton, begin to make themselves at home in the coffee shop in order to sneak furtive and then very obvious looks at you?
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Maria vs The Jedi Cult by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2024
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Reborn just in time to join the rest of the younglings in asking Master Skywalker what they were going to do because there were too many of them.
Oh well, she had future knowledge, a tendency to be overlooked and forgotten about by the Creche Master, and the reckless abandonment of someone who knows when they die.AKA
Maria, a fan from our world, wakes up in GFFA and decides that she isn't here for a long time, but a good time. She's not here for the whole cult thing of the Jedi, but she will annoy the Sith whenever she can. Though if the Coruscant Guard could be a bit less good at spotting the unaccompanied Jedi child wandering the Senate, that would be appreciated.
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the way it follows you home, the stories i never told by voxofthevoid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
27 Feb 2024
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“What the fuck are you?”
“Satoru!” the newcomer—Yuuji, his other self called him—crows, miasmic cursed energy radiating from him in great, heaving waves. Satoru doesn’t blink, but he still doesn’t see Yuuji move. One moment, he’s a respectable distance away, and the next, there are two palms splayed on Satoru’s desk and warm brown eyes mere inches away from his own. “You’re so young! This is adorable!”
“What,” Satoru says, confused and maybe a little panicked, “the fuck?”
“That’s a good question—” Yuuji starts to say, only to be damn near strangled by the pair of arms that wrap around his neck, yanking him back against a taller body. A too-familiar chin digs into Yuuji’s shoulder as Satoru’s accursed other self shamelessly nuzzles into him.
“Don’t abandon me like that, Yuuji,” the bastard whines. Under the goddamn blindfold, his eyes are fixed on Satoru. “I’m also young and adorable.”
Gojou Satoru and Itadori Yuuji travel back in time to avert an apocalyptic future. Sixteen-year-old Satoru has opinions about the whole thing.