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    Shane is 40 weeks pregnant with their first child and is a few days past his due date. Ilya Rozanov reacts in a predictable fashion.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “It’s all about their weaknesses,” the coach’s voice echoes through the stadium. “This is Ottawa, they hardly have any strengths aside from their goalie and Ilya Rozanov. The rest of the team isn’t much to be concerned about.”

    “That’s offensive,” a voice cuts through the speech.

    Everyone looks up to find Ilya Rozanov standing a few feet away. Nonchalantly leaning against a pillar and looking fucking hot while doing it. Shane mentally whacks himself for letting his mind drift anywhere close to the boundary that he has set up for while being on the ice. No thought of how hot his fiancé is or what he wants to–

    Hayden nudges him hard. Everyone is looking at him, but he has no idea what happened, too lost in his own thoughts because of Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    “I said,” Ilya’s voice sounds, and in an instant Shane’s eyes are on his fiancé again. “I’d like to have a word with your captain.”

    OR: Ilya picks Shane up after practice, with the idea of having lunch with his fiancé. They run into some Centaurs and Shane, although he may deny it, gets a little jealous of how affectionate they're allowed to be with his fiancé. Biting his tongue is getting increasingly more difficult.

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    20 Jun 2026

  3. Rec *

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    “I was,” Ilya waves at the clothes, flushing pink. “Cutting tags.” 

    It’s Shane’s turn to blink at him. “Tags?” 

    “Yes,” Ilya says, rubbing his nose. God, it’s unfair how good he looks—wearing Shane’s old hoodie, curls flopping over his forehead and blushing pink. “Did not think you would come back so early. I was going to finish and put them all back before you noticed.” 

    Shane stares at him. “Why?” he asks, soft. 

    “You don’t like them,” Ilya shrugs, like it’s simple. 

    Ilya’s cutting off the tags from his clothes because Shane doesn’t like them. Ilya, who in all the years Shane has known him, has never once seemed bothered by them. 

    “Yesterday,” Ilya explains, reaching over the bed and dropping the scissors on the bedside table, next to a pile of cut off tags. So many of them. “You were pulling at collar. Like this,” Ilya tugs at the collar of his own shirt, mirroring what Shane did for probably a millisecond yesterday.

    “You saw that?” Shane asks, awestruck. Fucking hell. 

    or, ilya rozanov is deeply, deeply in love with shane hollander. the one where ilya rozanov is the loverboy of all time.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Living with Ilya, being married to him, is the best thing that's ever happened to him. Ilya is an amazing person, Shane's favourite person, and he just wishes people could see it, instead of trying to push some stupid stereotypes on them. But no matter, he'll always stand in defence of his husband, of their life together. Thankfully, they have great friends who understand they can be wrong.

     

    or shane is tired of people assuming he constantly nags his shitty messy husband so he fights to set the record straight. ilya isn't a slob, and shane isn't a nagging wife. get those toxic heteronotmative takes away from shane's cute queer marriage

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    20 Jun 2026

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    It starts with Hollanov going viral for Shane kissing Ilya's hand in a grocery parking lot, and leads to the world seeing how painfully in love the two are.

    OR, Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.

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    20 Jun 2026