IfConfusionWasAPerson
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Marys misfortunes in love by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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Marry carries Lilys lipgloss in her bag even though Lily wants it every 15 minutes, and maybe there's a reason for that deeper than friendly helpfulness, because Mary would never carry Marlenes chapstick this way.
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A trip to hogsmeade, two girls that are friends but maybe something more or maybe Marys wrong. -
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Sirius and Regulus are born with a year and a half between them. They die fifteen years apart. This is everything inbetween.
or a story following both Sirius and Regulus as they navigate life, from having a brother to losing one. Sirius finds a new family, and Regulus finds a cult.
Strong James and Sirius friendship, complicated wolfstar, even more complicated bartylus.
From the day Regulus is born to the day Sirius dies.
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Obsession ;an idea or thought that continually preoccupies or intrudes on a person's mind.
Ian Gallagher bothers him. He can’t really point out what it is. The freckles that don’t belong on the southside, the way he treated Mandy and how she just forgot about it, the way he talked to him.
Or an attempt to write season 1 from Mickeys perspective.
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- Part 1 of Shameless:Mickeys perspective
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Nine attempts to start a converation with your idiotic brother by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Nov 2022
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Nine letters Regulus Black sent to Sirius Black during 1979
Hello Sirius
I can't believe im writing a fucking letter-I have uncovered something about the war and i don't know what to do with it. So stupidly i'm writing you. Probabaly not a good idea but desperate times, am l right.
Right.
I can't tell you over letter. Not as of yet. But i think i'm going to uncover something big. I think i'll let you know. I think i'll get killed if he finds out i know.
Signing this embarassingly
Little star.
Or Regulus narrating the last months before he enters the cave in the form of letters written to his older brother
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Cafe Venus, Dog star and Moony by IfConfusionWasAPerson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
30 Dec 2021
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"Welcome to venus cafe, what would you like to order?"
"What's your name" that was not what he was trying to ask..
"You could call me, John" No matter how beautiful this person was he had been rude earlier and he would not get his actual name
"Wow you're not even gonna give him your real name? Low blow John"
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Tattoo Artist Sirius (Not that it's relavant or anything but he would very much like to meet his soulmate as quickly as possible) is in a rush and needs a coffe
Barista Remus is not up for annoying customers who claims they're i a rush and needs to be served first.
Or another soulmate au where your soulmates name appears on your wrist and all you have to do is 1, meet them. 2, introduce yourself. Two gay idiots somehow fails with the easier step
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Shane Hollander spent 60 days in a time loop.
Ilya Rozanov spent 60 days watching Shane Hollander make insane decisions without remembering the day before.Ilya's perspective on the events of 60 Nights in Vegas.
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- Part 2 of Night(s) in Vegas
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09 Jul 2026
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A Terrible Problem by writingfor001
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has a terrible problem: he's with these beautiful, sexy, fun women, but he can't stop thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles and a weak backhand.
Or: An exploration of the psyche of a Russian jock in denial about his feelings, pre and post tuna melts.
"Good boy," Ilya says roughly, and he puts his palm against the base of the dildo and thrusts it all the way into him, hard and fast.
He's going to kill me, he thinks again, watching Shane come apart under his touch. I'm going to die chasing this high.
Nothing – not sex with Kateryna or Freckles or Svetlana or anyone else, not the cars, not any amount of stability or lack of gray sludge, not the best fucking hockey he's ever played – nothing has made him feel like this.
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Ilya and Shane decide to do an anonymous group chat for queer hockey players.
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- Part 1 of SGS and extras
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Montreal Lily by boph
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Hayden is always trying to set Shane up with a nice girl, but at least when JJ had been single, Hayden's efforts had been split. Now, JJ has got himself caught up in a whirlwind romance and married a girl, Sofia, in less than 6 months. Now both of them are trying to set Shane up with JJ's new sister-in-law, Iris. She doesn't want to date either, but surprisingly, they are actually perfect for each other.
Everything with Ilya is blown up anyway, after Shane left his house freaking out (tuna-meltdown), and isn't this exactly what Shane's been waiting for? The nice girl he's been waiting for?
Shane's teammates - everyone in his life, actually - are thrilled.
Except for Ilya Rosanov, who is consumed by jealousy.
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Or; Instead of meeting Rose post-tunamelt, Shane meets a nice hockey-playing Montreal girl.
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This is my first ever fic! I am nervous. I read... so much... hr fics... I had to join the effort myself.
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Warning: there will be discussion of past physical abuse, although the story hasn't reached that point yet. Not a detailed description.
For a spoiler full tldr summary and more description of the physical abuse, see endnotes.
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“Uh,” he says, looking up from his screen and feeling his ears go hot, realizing for the first time that this habit of his hasn’t actually come up before until this exact moment.
“What?” Rozanov asks, sounding more amused than anything else. “You are one of the people who does Instagram for food now?”
“No,” Shane says, stalling between answering and finishing his Snap so he can send it to Melissa, “one sec.” He finishes typing out 'Tuna melt. Chips. Pickles. It smells really good. Swiss cheese, I think.' before he looks back to Rozanov, putting his phone facedown on the coffee table. “Just sending it to someone on the staff. She likes knowing what I’m eating.”
He doesn’t know if Melissa likes knowing what he’s eating, per se, but she also seems pleased when he talks about enjoying food for things beyond how many grams of protein it has in it.
“Ah,” Rozanov says, in a tone Shane can’t quite read. “You always send her your food then, this girl?”
(shane has a habit of sending his team's dietician his meals for approval) (the problem with this habit? he forgets to tell ilya exactly what it is that melissa does) (how the tuna meltdown is AVERTED through the power of miscommunication)
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