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Caranthir's List of Grievances by Hymiskvith
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Sep 2025
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Forget the songs of heroes. This is the real story of the Elves, as told by Caranthir, the only Noldo with a functioning brain cell and a ledger. While everyone else was busy making magic jewels, swearing dramatic oaths and charging Balrogs for fun, Caranthir was in the back muttering, "I told you so."
Watch him roast his family for their glorified suicides, facepalm as his brothers kidnap princesses and deliver a blistering post-mortem commentary from the Halls of Mandos. From the creation of the Silmarils ("You don’t just slam the door on a Vala!") to the fall of Sauron ("After all that… it was an accident?"), this is the ultimate tale of family dysfunction, catastrophic leadership and one grumpy elf who was right about everything. History's greatest tragedies have never been so hilariously frustrating.
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The House of Fëanor Presents: How to Train Your Dragon (And Annoy a Dark Lord) by Hymiskvith
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Sep 2025
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What if the Fëanorians got a redemption arc? Reembodied in the Third Age, our favorite family of notorious war criminals return to Middle-earth, this time not to burn it down, but to save it. Teaming up with none other than Gandalf the Meddling, they set out to make things better... or at least more interesting.
From slaying dragons to taking on a certain pesky “Dark Lord the Second,” Middle-earth is about to get a serious upgrade. Buckle up, they’re back and they’re here to have some serious fun.
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The Day We Crushed the Flame by Hymiskvith
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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“What do you mean, he will not speak? Has he taken a vow of silence?”
“He locked his door,” Amras murmured. “He will not come out.”
Fëanáro’s expression soured. “So we’re doing this again.”
He pressed his fingers to his temples. “I have not the time nor the patience for this. One of you will go and tell him to remember he is a son of the Noldor and to cease this childishness.”
The twins did not move.
No one did.
That stillness should have been his first true warning.
Series
- Part 4 of House of Fëanor
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Glitter, Fire and Bedtime Stories by Hymiskvith
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
25 Jun 2025
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In the cold exile of Formenos, the fire of Fëanor's legacy burns not only in his forges but in the hearts of his sons. Feared by many and revered by more, Fëanor wears the crown of flame with pride—but at night, when the world sleeps, the fearsome prince becomes simply Atar.
In between tantrums, glitter bombs, emotional crises and Fëanor’s legendary dramatics, there are lullabies, whispered promises, and truths too soft for daylight.
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No Refunds, Only Screams by Hymiskvith
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
13 Jun 2025
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“All right,” Narbi barked, “today, you’re forging one thing. One. Simple. Thing.”
“A sword!” Celegorm shouted.
“A harp string ring!” said Maglor.
“A perfectly balanced nail,” whispered Caranthir with feral look.
Narbi groaned. “No. A hook. For a door. That’s it.”
Fëanor appeared behind them holding disgruntled Curufin, looking far too amused. “I think they’ll manage. Probably. I’ll be judging silently. Possibly dramatically.”
“Figured.”
“What could possibly go wrong?” Fëanor added, winking.
Narbi paled.
Series
- Part 5 of House of Fëanor
Recent series
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House of Fëanor by Hymiskvith
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Aug 2025
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Fëanor has seven sons—each wildly different, and all unmistakably mischievous
- 1 - Celegorm’s Apprentice (Sort Of)
Curufin learns that he doesn’t have to be perfect to be seen.- 2 - The Ember Thieves
The twins finally unleash their wild, creative spirits.- 3 - It Followed Me Home
The story of how Celegorm got his hound—and why it was the only one that stayed.- 4 - The Day We Crushed the Flame
Caranthir had had enough. Enough of the dismissal, enough of others ignoring his mere presence. He. Was. Done.- 5 - No Refunds, Only Screams
Fëanor invites a dwarf to teach his sons. Scratch that. He's there for the show.- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Paradise Lost by Xitsune
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
05 Jun 2026
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“Brother will betray brother to death, and a Father His children; children will rebel against their Father and have him put to oblivion.”
The end of the First Age was meant to mark the triumph of the Host of the West and the final defeat of the Great Enemy. However, tilt the knife’s edge a fraction, shift a single piece on the celestial board, and the world may be remade. Still, Vairë’s weaving allows no alternative, and no other outcome could ever come to pass.
In which, Eärendil, the Star of Hope, falls and the consequences are terrible.
[An alternative Universe with the multiple characters about the War of Wrath ending differently and its outcomes]
Series
- Part 1 of Fall of Valinor
Bookmarked by Hymiskvith
26 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
11/X - very good story.. if it updates then reread/continue
- Maedhros joins Enemy; cool Galadriel; Erestor is Fëanorian; Valar seriously fucked up <3
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The Snow That Changed the Song by Ria219
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Jun 2026
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Sansa Stark dies with blue eyes open and a dagger in her hand, defending the last of her blood. She expects darkness, or nothing at all.
Instead she wakes to starlight, soft voices, and a land where gods walk the shorelines as easily as nobles once walked the Red Keep.
A new body, a new name, a new father made of fire and brilliance and a family warm enough to thaw a northern winter.But peace is never as gentle as it first appears. Even in Valinor, shadows coil beneath marble floors, prophecies whisper through immortal halls, and pride can birth storms older than the world.
Sansa chooses, quietly, fiercely, to do what she has always done: protect the people who are hers.If fate has written doom for the House of Fire, then very well, she will learn the script, take up the pen, and change the song.
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Part 3 of The Evans Boy
Deathly Hallows stuff
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- Part 3 of The Evans Boy
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Heralds of the Dawn by Encairion
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
11 Dec 2023
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The Final installment of The Price of Eternity series.
The turning of the tide. The breaking of the dawn.Series
- Part 11 of The Price of Eternity
Bookmarked by Hymiskvith
20 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
32/X - if this ever gets updated - 100% reread
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Only you are the life among the dead by CrowsCall
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Oct 2025
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Caranthir, despite his best efforts, is alive again.
Will he ever be able to face his family, or will he avoid them until the world is remade?Series
- Part 2 of The loyal Son
Bookmarked by Hymiskvith
12 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is sooo good. Why is it this good? If I ever got through the bookmark again, this needs to be reread!!