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    Harry has been having increasingly strange dreams since the end of the war. This leads to a situation where he has to take over the support of a decaying network of Dark Marks and somehow bring some kind of ballast to a world where magic is wobbling wildly out of balance. Theo Nott is promising to help, and it’ll be nice if he can—nicer still if Harry didn’t find him so distracting.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    After years of scientific advancement stimulated by the Hail Mary's arrival, the Eridians finally make their first voyage to Earth accompanied by Ryland Grace. Earth scrambles to roll out the welcome mat.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Midoriya interrupts Bakugo, and Bakugo does not like being interrupted, so he screams, offhandedly, “Shut the fuck up and die, nerd!”
    And Midoriya turns to look at Bakugo, and he says “Okay,” and then he walks right off the edge of the building and the only reason he does not plummet 17 stories to the ground is because Aizawa has over a decade of pro hero experience and reflexes much faster than the tabby cat, Princess Matryoshka Waffle Enzyme, that is waiting for him to refill her half-full bowl at home.
    And then, of course, there's the bridge and the rocks in his pockets and the knife and the three bleach milkshakes, all while the rest of the class desperately tries to stop him.

    A crack fic where Midoriya keeps trying to die, and the rest of the class keeps not letting him.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    From the moment he receives the order to infiltrate the League, Hawks knows he's fucked. Luckily for him, he's got a good enough head on his shoulders to spin the situation in his favour and a list of heroes he'd like to see dead.

    Or: When the HPSC signs his death sentence, Hawks offers the League an alliance. What he didn't account for is how compatible he and a certain fiery villain seem to be, nor how much he'd enjoy not being under the Commission's thumb all the time. Soon enough he's faced with a choice; his life as a hero, or a life where he's free?

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Harry isn’t the Boy-Who-Lived, but his parents still died, and Albus Dumbledore, concerned that Death Eaters might seek the boy’s death, cast a powerful charm on him to make wizards ignore him before Harry was left with the Dursleys. Except, with the Elder Wand in play, the charm was far too powerful, and made others essentially forget Harry existed when not directly interacting with him. Sorted into Ravenclaw at Hogwarts, Harry lives a contented life with no one either loving or hating him…until the charm breaks on his seventeenth birthday, and he’s suddenly plunged directly into the middle of a living world at war.

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    08 May 2026