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Count the Ways: Romance for Dummies by Humanities_Handbag for FearlessFreep
Fandoms: Zootopia (Disney Movies)
31 Jan 2026
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“I made a list!” Nick announced, marching into Fuzzby’s office first thing Monday morning and slapping it onto her desk.
Fuzzby looked down, brow raised. “Reasons why I don’t love Judy Hopps?” She scanned the list. “Number fifteen is her eyes?”
“They’re terrible!” he declared. “They keep me up at night with how awful they are!”
“Uh huh.” She scanned back up. “Number two, you wrote; ambition.”
“Don’t get me started. She’s too passionate!”
Fuzzby flipped through the list again from number one (kindness) all the way down to number forty-seven (her soft ears). She looked up at Nick, unimpressed. “You do realize that this does the opposite of proving your point, right?”
Or: Nick pines over his best friend, accidentally writes love letters, and gets read to absolute filth by his therapist.
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“Hey, Munson?”
Eddie turned and Steve was there, in his space, leaning forward until Eddie was pressed back into the kitchen island.
He could smell Steve’s cologne, could see the moles and freckles across his face, could taste the air around him, like honey and butter and frosting. And then Steve reached out and pressed his fingers to Eddie’s chest, drawing back just as quickly, leaving Eddie’s skin warm and tingling.
He’d also left something else on Eddie’s shirt.
He barely registered what had happened until he was sitting back down, and Dustin's eyes were on him along with the rest of the kids.
"No fair!" Dustin pointed, scowling at Eddie's shirt. "How come you got that one!"
"Uh," said Eddie and looked down.
I Did an Amooooozing Job Today! said a cow in a cowboy hat.
or: Eddie Munson was doing his best to push down his absolutely tragic crush on Steve Harrington. He'd been doing a pretty good job of it, too.
And then Steve brought out the goddamn stickers.
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- Part 6 of Into The Steddieverse
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Find Me a Find (Catch Me a Catch) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2023
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Eddie fawns over Steve from a hospital bed, Steve has a Grade-A crush, and Wayne is wondering if there's a way to ask someone to be your son-in-law without making it weird.
Or: Wayne decides that playing matchmaker between a band nerd and a royal jock might not be the most glamorous job, but someone's got to do it.
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- Part 4 of Into The Steddieverse
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Refinancing Your Mortgage For Dummies (or: How To Fall In Love Like An Idiot) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jan 2023
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Eddie and Steve have been together for twenty plus years and married for one.
No one told Eddie.
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- Part 5 of Into The Steddieverse
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The Four Stages of Trauma Recovery, as told by Dr. A Burdett by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
23 Jan 2022
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Tom and Maddie Wachowski were, by far, the most puzzling clients Dr. Alice Burdett ever had. One was a police officer. The other a vet. They were a loving couple living a modest life a few towns over in Green Hills. A town that had recently stopped giving out information to anyone beyond its borders.
And they'd come in to discuss their son.
They didn't give her a name. They didn't tell her what he looked like. Only that he needed help.
Dr. Alice Burdett had been a therapist long enough to identify trauma. And their child was absolutely, totally, and significantly traumatized. And she could work with that.
"Right," she said, clicking her pen, watching the helpless parents over her notebook. "Let's start at the beginning."
(rated T for language)
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- Part 6 of Family Loading... Please Wait
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Family Loading... Please Wait by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
24 Jan 2022
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Into The Steddieverse by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Mar 2024
- Words:
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mean grinch, blue grinch, nice grinch, new grinch by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom The Grinch (2018)
21 Mar 2019
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A series exploring the Grinch as he adjusts to society, deals with trauma, accidentally adopts a family, makes spare keys, and wears many, many, many awful ties.
- Words:
- 38,008
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- 1
- Bookmarks:
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Darkwing Duck Drabbles by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
27 May 2019
- Words:
- 9,692
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
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Rocky Will Engage in Unrestricted Digital Watersports, Statement. by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Jul 2026
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With Grace well and truly on the path to good health, Rocky finally has the chance to look through the “Google” platform on the Human-Thinking-Machine.
This action will have consequences.
Or: Rocky gains (mostly) unrestricted access to the internet.
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- Part 7 of Vogue
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
17 Jul 2026
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Grace and Rocky learning about each other in space, including alien sleep disorders and human glasses problems and the many feelings Rocky has about the human species
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three-body problem by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
16 Jul 2026
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Adrian isn’t sure how to feel about the human. They go on a roadtrip about it.
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- Part 2 of a new name for everything (phm fics)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,563
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
16 Jul 2026
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“MARY?!”, Ed’s partner yelled in return.
Mary, he had said.
Ed’s entire body froze on the spot, and he felt ill, and he couldn't turn around, he couldn't look, but at the same time, he needed to know. He tried to turn to them, but it's like he was stuck to the wall.
“Oh my God! Stede!”, the woman said loudly – happily. She was happy to see him. Oh no. No no.OR
Mary and Doug accidently end up on Ed and Stede's inn, and now Ed has to deal with that :) because I enjoy putting them in situations
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
15 Jul 2026
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Eridian Logs of Human Weirdness by HamHamNeedsToChill
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace is human. He’s strange to the Eridians for a whole host of reasons, and not just because he’s leaky, or immodest with eating, or that he can apparently see colors. He says and does a lot of things that seem made up.
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
15 Jul 2026