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Selfishly, he imagines Till’s voice, gentle as it whispers into his ear.
‘I love you, Ivan.’
He cannot bear the sound, and tears pour unfalteringly from his eyes like shooting stars. Ivan wishes he were normal. Human. Loveable. Capable of love.
OR Ivan's Ivanism and Till's feelings
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- Part 1 of a liturgy for the damned
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31 Dec 2025
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“I doubt that so much is written about the mystery of love for it to be as simple as that.” Ivan adjusts how he’s sitting to get a little closer to Till, so that they’re less across from one another and more side-by-side. Till doesn't shift away. “I’d say it’s human to want to be taken care of.”
“Fuck if I know,” Till sighs. “Fuck. If. I. Know.”
“Thankfully, life is about finding the answers, not having them.” Ivan shifts so that their shoulders touch, one of the plastic leaves catching on his cat-ear headband.
(Or: Present-day Chicago, teeming with werewolves and vampires alike. Till, a werewolf, finds a very unlikely friend in Ivan, a vampire.)
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10 Dec 2025
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Sometimes Till smiles when Ivan acts out. Sometimes Till pats his shoulder instead of punching it. Sometimess Till looks at him even when Mizi's there. Ivan's a greedy, greedy dog so he takes whatever he's given, even if it's bits of food scraped out of a gutter.
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Ivan realises he needs to understand what love is before he labels his feelings for Till. Till realizes maybe he should look beyond what Ivan says. Mizi and Sua are really gay together. Everything relates to everything else.
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- Part 1 of Bones and All
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19 Oct 2025
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Cell considered. The last time he worked together with someone they betrayed him and left him to die on an island in the middle of the ocean. He didn't really have the best history of partnerships, especially those that began through circumstances such as this one in which both parties are a bit desperate to get out of the situation they are in. Still, Roier seemed quite unstable to be rejected - at least while Cell was still weak - and there were other factors that supported him in his proposal.
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f!Cell is in Mexico after escaping from Alcatraz and he runs into a very unstable and hurt c!Roier, they decide to stick around each other for a while.Bookmarked by Humanaaa
27 Mar 2024
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There are strict protocols to this, requirements and rules set in place for good reason. Cellbit wonders for a moment if Roier has actually read the contract he sent over in full. He really hopes he has, otherwise this whole thing will have been a big waste of time.
One of the clauses states very clearly, they’re not supposed to talk business until the main course is served. That gives Cellbit enough time to look around and make sure no one’s listening in until he makes himself at ease. He has more ambitions in life than being locked up for cybercrime, thank you very much.
(cellbit is a hacker, kind-of-not-really. a charming new client brings in a new angle to everything.)
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- Part 1 of non-compliance
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17 Mar 2024
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Roier pats his head as they part and nudges his chin towards the house: “Your sister’s sleeping?”
“Yep,” Cellbit pops the consonant, grinning at him with both of his pointy canines exposed, “Dead to the world,”
“And your mom and dad?”
“Snoring. Loudly,”
(Not for the first time, Roier and Cellbit sneak out together to explore Quesadilla Island.)
[atthebell's spiderbit week - day 4 / proposal]
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15 Mar 2024
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Humid breeze brushes against her calves as she lays on the ground unmoving, hair woven with rubble and soot, privy to the creak of ligaments and roused muscles that make up her ribs.
"I totally didn't survive that fall, did I?" she wheezes, and the low rumble of amusement above her tells her everything she needs to know in response.
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Jaiden reflects on her life on the island, her relationships and her own happiness during a standardised Federation interview. She also gets a hug.Bookmarked by Humanaaa
10 Mar 2024
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Cellbit glanced up at the pilot in awe. He had a million questions, a million thoughts, a million problems. Still, he forced himself to straighten and keep on topic. “I was just wondering… who are you? Why did you save me?”
“My name is Roier,” the pilot hummed. His voice came out as melodical and smooth. It sounded like the instant right before danger struck. “And I was paid a lot of money to break you out today.”
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Cellbit is an intergalactic criminal bound for Alcatraz, and Roier is the overly-confident pilot paid by a mysterious organization to get him out. They have a long way to go before they reach their destination, especially with everything that stands in their way, so they might as well get comfortable.
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06 Mar 2024
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In which Pepito, a mermaid, does a Very Bad Thing and runs away to live in the Sky as a pirate under the command of Captain Cellbit, who was once the most feared pirate on the seven seas. In exchange for legs, however, Pepito had to give up his voice to the Sea Witch. But that's fine, right? Pirates don't need to talk.
Pepito thinks that Pepito's parents don't care about him, but little does Pepito know that his Apa Roier is hot on his trail. Because, sure, Roier hasn't been the best parent, but Pepito is his kid, of course he's going to be worried about him running away and losing his tail and joining a pirate crew!
(Little does Roier know that the captain of Pepito's ship is the human he fell in love with long ago, and little does Cellbit know that his newest crew member's father is the mysterious merman he fell in love with.)
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- Part 16 of Playlist A.D.
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24 Feb 2024
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Roier rubs him wrong in every possible way—he’s way too loud, gets late to class, jokes about Cellbit’s interests and his smile is just a tad bit too pretty.
Still, they kissed at the party last night.- Language:
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25 Jan 2024
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04 Nov 2023
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03 Nov 2023
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mystical time, cuttin' me open then healin' me fine by sihoiem
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
11 Aug 2023
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He had imagined a ring on his finger soon. A carefully carved, cold, gold ring that Cellbit would also be adorning. Something that ties them together like an invisible string, sharing another reminder of their unshakable love, that they’d always be connected.
Roier imagines that invisible string. He watches it whirl around his finger, bend at the wind, cascading down onto the field, where it wraps around Cellbit’s finger. Although it’s invisible and nonexistent, he wants Cellbit to see it, acknowledge it.
Acknowledge that they weren’t doomed to fail from the beginning, just a matter of circumstance. Unfortunate ones at that.
Roier gets stuck in a time loop and has to relive Festa Junina and all the heartache a certain Brazilian brings him.
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31 Oct 2023
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Roier has a broken heart. Shattered into uncountable pieces, he should have no hope of ever loving again. But he's always been stubborn.
Against all odds, and by the slimmest chance, he meets Cellbit--a mysterious, crazed man who is a spoken myth, known for mending broken hearts.
Roier's is the worst he's seen by far, yet, for some reason, he promises to try.
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28 Oct 2023
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A genius filmmaker, an upcoming heartthrob actor and the noisy people around them... Wait, stop me if you have heard this one before...
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In which not all secrets stay secret for long, especially not in the public spotlight.
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This is a social media AU which relies heavily on my Author's Work Skin! Do NOT turn Creator's Style off!
Note: because I used a text skin and not images, you should be able to translate the fic just fine!I only have this account. This is the only place where you can find this work. Reposts and translations are strictly forbidden.
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- Part 1 of Atypical
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25 Oct 2023
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Cellbit, attempting to complete a ritual meant to try and figure out what's been possessing his son, screws up and gets his husband caught in a blast of magic. He comes out of it with a slight head injury, but Roier seems fine.
...Right?
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- Part 13 of Playlist A.D.
- Part 1 of Broken Jagged Little Mirror
- Part 1 of A.D. Oneshots
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22 Oct 2023
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There is something so oddly oxymoronic about the phrase dead tired.
Perhaps it would be simpler to call it a paradox. A paradox refers to a contradiction in a logical sentence or phrase. Dead tired. One cannot be tired if they are dead.
Cellbit is dead tired, yet his heart pounds in his ears as his eyes fly open with the terrified memory of something ripped from his throat. Is it an oxymoron or a paradox?
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22 Oct 2023
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Even though he’s part of one of the biggest families on the island, Cellbit isn’t one to expect company when he tries to do dangerous stuff, like invading a Federation office, for example. Fortunately for him, Roier is bored.
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- Part 1 of fell in love with a maniac, oh no
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07 Oct 2023
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Cellbit quickly cuts him off, “What’s your name, if you don’t mind me asking? I feel like it’s only fair, since you apparently know so much about me.”
The guy schools his expression into something more neutral, but Cellbit can tell he’s just dying to be rude- he probably would’ve already had some sort of smart ass response if they weren’t currently in a classroom surrounded by other parents. Instead, the man responds, “My name’s Roier. My son’s name is Bobby, in case you were wondering that, too.”
Cellbit definitely was wondering, so he can tell Richarlyson which kid to stay away from.
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Or: When Cellbit overhears another dad criticizing his son during a little league game, he promises to never interact with that asshole or his son ever again. Too bad Richarlyson doesn't feel the same, since said asshole's son ends up becoming his best friend. (Enemies-to-Lovers!AU)
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24 Sep 2023
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Cellbit is a monster hunter.
That is to say: he is a conspiracy theorist trying to prove the existence of the supernatural. His current project is as such: werewolves. Werewolves are in the woods, and nobody cares except for him... and except for this one guy he met at his book club one week.
Turns out this Roier guy knows a lot about the supernatural, too. He says that he's a werewolf expert, and who is Cellbit to look a gift wolf in the mouth?
Or: Anti-Twilight werewolf romcom starring an ex-convict and a guy who definitely isn't a furry.
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- Part 11 of Playlist A.D.
- Part 1 of carry on, my wayward son
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10 Sep 2023