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How to Piss off Eva Stratt, Lecture Series Four: Kidnapping is for Dummies by Ren_Kitsune
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
22 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace would rather be anywhere else. He’d even rather be listening to the SWoC (Staggering Waste of Carbon) explain, badly, his latest published work. Anywhere would be better than waking up, tied to a chair, and missing orientation with the team who should be working on Ryland’s greenhouse.
Ryland would feel worse for the Vat’s security team, who were no doubt being lectured by Eva Stratt (and probably Carl, too. I know it was you who scared the Biology Department, you’re not slick, dude), if he wasn’t expecting to have one himself when they finally came to get him.
Though he hoped they’d hurry up. His captor was insane.
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- Part 4 of Stratt’s Vat Lecture Series
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23 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace Rejects Being Famous Please and Thank You by Nothingbetterthanaclassic
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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23 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace Rejects Being Famous Please and Thank You by Nothingbetterthanaclassic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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Ryland Grace and Rocky return to Earth because Rocky wants to live out the rest of Grace's life before returning to Erid. This will be a series where they are returning to life on Earth. AU where everyone has co-dependency issues and there's prob some angst but this is gonna be self indulgent so very fluffy.
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23 Jul 2026
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Pick Your Battles by systemholmes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
02 Jul 2026
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"Not one, but two living brothers?" Denny Carmichael slowly leans back in his outrageously large chesterfield desk chair, a smirk slowly blooming across his face. His dark eyes are locked onto a thin file splayed open before him on his desk, showcasing photos of two men.
"Well I'll be damned, Six," he licks his lips, like he's actually drooling at the mere thought of using Six’s carefully kept secrets against him. “You're not as untouchable as you thought, huh?”
Suzanne stands three paces away from Denny's desk (just as he always insists), thinking God, I really fucking hate my job.
Or: Denny orders Suzanne to hunt down and kidnap one of Six's younger brothers in order to use him in his scheme to kill Six and recover the asset. Suzanne hates her job. Eva Stratt does not appreciate the CIA kidnapping her lead astrophage scientist.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Dictatorship of Earth by the_tardis_is_blue
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
01 Apr 2026
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The announcer looked up. “Ms. Stratt, you are late.”
Sounds of shuffling and squeaking of chairs as everybody turned towards the woman at the back of the room.
“Yes,” she said simply, walking steadily in a straight line towards the podium. “I am.”In an emergency meeting shortly before the landing of the ArcLight probe, the world elects its new leader.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Tiniest Moves She Makes & the Whole Damn World Shakes by rodamned for the_tardis_is_blue
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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In the smallest, most economical of movements, Eva Stratt alters any room’s entire gravitational logic, barely a glance, a shift of weight, a single word, and the machinery of global consequence begins to realign itself. And Ryland Grace, perpetually caught in her orbit, watches in exhausted awe as the universe keeps proving that when she so much as clicks her heel, the world obligingly shakes to compensate. Also, Carl is there, like the bestie that he is.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Black Hole of Competence by Top40Trash
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Apr 2026
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The Sun was dying, taking the Earth with it, and Eva Stratt had been sidelined.
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- Part 3 of wer ist Eva Stratt?
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23 Jul 2026
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going nuclear by Ria_Writes_Stuff for the_tardis_is_blue
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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"Sorry- Who do you think I am?"
"You are Doctor Ryland Grace."
"I mean yeah, but I'm just a scientist! I'm a middle school teacher! I am no one important! I do fun maths in a lab all day! I make spreadsheets! I get Stratt's coffee! I'm the coffee boy!"
"Your conviction is almost convincing. Unfortunately for you, my intel is more precise than you hope. You are not Ryland Grace, 'coffee boy'. You are Ryland Grace, Chief Scientist, Head Astrophage Handler, and second in command of Project Hail Mary. We'll film your ransom in a moment, I trust you're intelligent enough to cooperate."
Grace stared at her. Stared at the floor. Back at her.
He was fucking WHAT?
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Grace gets kidnapped by a terrorist cult, Stratt goes on a very polite rampage, several world leaders are harrassed, two bedrooms are forcefully entered, ilyukhina's vodka is commandeered and Grace finally gets a hug (feat. the Vat being a family, Vattling shenanigans, Stratt's wardrobe choices and Grace having self esteem issues)
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23 Jul 2026
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23 Jul 2026
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what are you, as a single man, doing with a costco membership? by CosmicCat_AceFangirl
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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With only days until the Hail Mary spacecraft launches, Eva Stratt and her second-in-command have some time to waste. Eva would really rather be back in Russia organizing things, but Ryland Grace uses his “newfound” authority to land them in Canada on a mission to shop at his favorite store in the world.
Eva learns that Ryland should not be trusted with a shopping cart, or with his hands, or, ultimately, with her heart.
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23 Jul 2026
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Some people get nice, easy soulmates they can fall in love with immediately. Others get murder dungeons.
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22 Jul 2026
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I'm Coming For You by itmightbehere for wanderingmusician
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
18 Apr 2026
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Carl wakes up in a dark box with no memory of how he got there.
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22 Jul 2026
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There ain't no shame in calling this thing quits, but you don't by katmac
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
21 Jul 2026
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A quick study on Elle's race and class selection.
Race and class selection is a mindfuck for anyone. Add in coming to after years of dementia eating your brain and your body slowly failing you?
Elle is in for one hell of an awakening.
No Spoilers past Doomsday Scenario.
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22 Jul 2026
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It is 1977 and a vampire’s four-decade slumber ends for a human’s selfish purposes. Through the years, the vampire realizes that perhaps there is something to be grateful for in all his misery, after all.
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20 Jul 2026
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Whereby Integra learns that there’s more to her monster than his monstrous nature, he is also a bit weird. This is a reimagining of a short one off I wrote years ago.
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20 Jul 2026
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Nothing to worry about!
AKA that awkward moment when Pip has to explain to his virgin boss how his vampire girlfriend accidentally cracked his skull.Bookmarked by Human_Chaos
20 Jul 2026
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During their escape from Rio, Seras asks Alucard why exactly he felt the need to be so enthusiastic about killing their attackers.
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20 Jul 2026
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While researching more of her family’s work, Integra discovers what the research on Alucard really entailed. So she asks him the quintessential question: why?
But knowledge isn’t very much in the larger scheme of things. And it isn’t as if a few glimpses of old information and a single conversation will change a century of wrongs. Integra is left to confront the fact that she can do nothing about any of it.
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20 Jul 2026
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Integra discusses literature with someone of vastly different taste than her own.
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20 Jul 2026
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It's time for Integra to return to school after her father's death. Alucard decides to join her.
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20 Jul 2026