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He turned to look back at the workbench in front of them littered with all sorts of documents and blueprints. “So you believe that, due to the events that happened in,” he paused, “my timeline...?” Hammond nodded. “That is the reason I have been displaced here.”
“Correct,” the rather large hamster made his way over closer to Hanzo, sliding over several pieces of paper with a bunch of different graphs and charts. Most of it was jargon to him, he was never particularly good at quantum mechanics, but he entertained the hamster anyways. “If you look here,” Hammond gestured to one of the many graphs, “we had an energy spike. Reyes called for Cassidy and Mister Shimada to go check it out since they were closest.”
He nodded and managed to piece together what Hammond was saying. “Your Hanzo was swapped with me.” The hamster returned the nod.
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20 Jul 2026
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He paused, then added, quieter: “Then they kiss.”
Hanzo blinked once. His hands had stilled over his sketchbook.
Cassidy leaned back, smug.
“Just once,” he said. “Not even desperate. It’s slow, like they’d already been lovers for weeks and it was inevitable.”
There was a beat of silence. The rain against the window seemed louder now.
Hanzo reached slowly for his cup. “I… see.”
Cole Cassidy, an uninspired novelist, meets a stranger at a quiet café on a rainy evening in the late 1990s. A casual conversation about a half-made-up story lingers longer than expected.
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10 Jul 2026
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Hanzo is tired.
Cole is selfish.
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29 Jun 2026
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Hanzo and McCree move in together and Hanzo wants to prove that he can be a good partner by showing McCree he can be the Caroline to his Charles Ingalls.
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13 Jun 2026
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McCree, injured on a mission, falls down a hole and ends up in a forest. He's cut off from Overwatch, chances of rescue is slim, and there is more to this paradise than meets the eye...
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23 May 2026
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Song of the Sirens by expiredwarranty for oblivionwhorns
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
24 Dec 2024
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Listening to waves caress the side of the boat, everything felt still. Felt awfully quiet and stagnant, as though they had drifted into melancholy - stumbled into sadness spread across eons.
But it was during this crucial moment he heard something. There was someone calling him. Someone who sought him in these perilous waters.
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22 May 2026
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Raindrops, heavy and rapid, poke at his face when he looks up, tapping onto his eyelids and signaling him to close them and breathe in the life flowing around instead.
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I was stuck in Iran’s internet blackout and wrote something to get my mind off of the whole massacre happening outside.
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19 May 2026
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Cole Cassidy knows three things about Hanzo Shimada:
1. He’s a traitor
2. He’s an insufferable bastard
3. He’s currently standing on the roof in a storm, and Cole’s the only one who notices.Basically I needed a slowburn that HURTTTT and after being in the fandom for three years, tried to write it myself.
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04 May 2026
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02 May 2026
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(Shimada brothers-centric) They used to be the best of friends.
But now Hanzo's turning eighteen, and Genji's left feeling like he doesn't have much of a place in his older brother's life anymore.
When Hanzo returns from an overseas meeting heartbroken and pregnant with some Blackwatch alpha's child though, Genji finds himself the single person left on the planet that still has his brother's back. And who is Jesse McCree anyways?
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19 Apr 2026
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In the last 72 hours, Hanzo’s taste in music shifted greatly. Once a fan of classical music from the West, contemporary music from his home, and the secret records of American Western stored in his chambers, they all soon became replaced with—
“There, there, my love, shh, shh, shh.”
—the piercing cries of his newborn daughter.
[inspired by @/electricthadeus's art on twitter]
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06 Feb 2026
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After the fall of Overwatch, Cole Cassidy survived for years like a lone wolf. But wolves weren't meant to live alone, and as the Recall draws heroes back to the forefront, he'll have to learn how to adapt or get left behind again.
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17 Jan 2026
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The gunslinger fled across the desert and the archer followed, basically
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He doesn’t remember running down the halls, or slipping on the hardwood floors, or catching himself on the doorframe before he runs into a wall.
Instead, he thinks of his racing heart and Hanzo’s pained voice crying out in the night.
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09 Sep 2025
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Jesse laughs, leaning back and away and letting Hanzo continue to complain as he pulls up the mission file on his phone again.
“You’re thinkin’ too hard about this. It’s gonna be a good time. Don’t you like gettin’ dressed up… cool disguises… incognito?” McCree scrolls through the briefing before settling once again on the target of the evening; Satya Vaswani, codename Symmetra. A hoity-toity Vishkar representative that was supposed to appear at this shindig.
“Disguises are one thing… this is… putting on a leather jacket and ruining my hair,” Hanzo replies with a grumble, leaning back in his chair. He looks up when McCree holds the phone out toward him, and takes it, peering down at it with the grumpy expression still on his face. “I hate these people.”
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McCree and Hanzo have to go undercover at a greaser-themed party celebrating the 300th anniversary of Los Angeles to keep an eye on Vishkar's top agent, a woman named Satya Vaswani. It's weird, but they do their part. And then some.
Written for the McHanzo Reverse Bang 2018
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Hanzo was… amazing, and it felt like he was high above him, the pinnacle of perfection that was always meant to be out of reach. Almost as if he was too good to be here, though he never acted that way.
Cassidy’s mother had always told him “if you don’t ask and don’t try for a yes, the answer will always be no”. But here, if he didn’t ask, he didn’t have to risk it being a no. The status quo was fine. It was enough. He was content.
Because if Cole dared to dream and tried to shoot for the moon, he could miss. He doubted even the stars would catch him if he tried and failed. But if he never failed, then he had nothing to lose, right?
So why ruin what they had now?
-----Fic written for YeeHan Week 2023 (Day 4 - Confession/Intimacy)
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20 May 2025
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If I'm Found I'll End Up Lost by insight_ful (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Mar 2020
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Jesse McCree did not expect his flight to land on a deserted island, nor did he plan for his landing to be a crash that tore the plane into three pieces. And, surprisingly, he didn't expect as many people to survive such a thing as apparently did.
But where exactly did they crash, and how do they explain the very weird things that seem to happen on the island. Plus, why has nobody come for them yet?
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“Then what was all that dancin’ around for?”
Hanzo doesn’t know how much he wants to tell him. “Meditation.”
“Ah,” Cassidy snorts. “Yeah, you pick that up to feel better after you killed your brother?”
Cole Cassidy, as it turns out, is a long-time friend of Genji. He was there when they brought him near death into an early Overwatch, probably saw him get built back up from a chewed-out husk of a man into something new, something… different. Cassidy saw him turn from a deadly weapon into a deadlier one, got to see him built and unbuilt, got to know him long enough to figure out what it means when the green lights lining his armour dim, when the vents at the junctures of his shoulders release air, when the internal processes of his suit kick up in a whir. What the different angles of his head tilts mean, the approximate facial expressions he is making under the visor. How much of him is left under the metal plates, made anew, and unmade again.
It is only natural, then, that Cole Cassidy wants Hanzo dead.
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or, hanzo shimada joins overwatch and learns the shape of forgiveness.
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13 Apr 2025
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Hanzo Shimada is looking for a lost brother that he once thought was dead. Hana Song doesn't know what she's looking for. But when a sinister plot forces Hana to run for her life, she chooses to run with Hanzo and help find his brother. Nothing ever comes out quite the way anyone ever intends, but they both find family: both blood-bound and found.
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- Part 1 of a family of heroes
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When Hanzo refuses to obey the clan elders, they place a curse on him so that he may not say who he is or indeed that he is cursed. Then he must go into hiding, for a chance to break the curse, and to reclaim his title and very name.
He journeys to a land far across the sea. And what he finds there is not quite what he expects.
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- Part 1 of Once upon a time
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25 Mar 2025