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    Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Completed

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    Google search: can I feed a bear tuna melts

    January 2017: Ilya Rozanov didn't show up for the All-Star Game and has been missing since

    July 2017: Shane Hollander thought he'd end up as bear food during summer, and now he has a mildly judgemental, weirdly clingy wild bear living in his cottage like a pet

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Chapter 1

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    Sveta
    Help me
    I am in love with a virgin

    Ilya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.

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    A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.

    A newly-single Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.

    Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.

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    14 May 2026

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    Chapter 15

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    Shane Hollander was boring. Or at least that is what his ex-boyfriend told him when he unceremoniously dumped him. Now, six months after the last time he spoke to Johnathon, he was finally beginning to feel alright. He had a good job, a good side-hustle, good friends and (most importantly) good health. He didn't have to deal with Johnathon's mess left lying around his house, nor did he have to put up with his boyfriend's creepy preoccupation with another man.

    So when he agreed to privately teach yoga to a famous client, he definitely didn't expect it to be his ex-boyfriend's parasocial obsession. He may resent Ilya Rozanov, but he's a professional who can keep it together. It's only a few months. He'll make it out of this alive. Definitely. Probably.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Chapter 4

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    You all heard about sweet Hollander being outed as a "terrible boyfriend" to Lily, now get ready for menace Rozanov being outed as "whipped and clingy boyfriend" to Jane :)

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Chapter 3